CUMIN 2MOZ 2 CLN WINDAZ,MVE DOG SHAT LVE G8 OPN & $$$ OUT M8
Yup, that works
Classic!
Now this would be more profeshniul:-
Telegram delivered by rosy cheeked boy wearing a pillbox hat riding a 3speed sturmey archer.
Dear valued and highly esteemed customer,
May aye thank you for stooping (note krect spelin) so low as to use may humble sahvice. May aye prevail upon your most valuable time to request that you leave your gate ajar so as aye may gain entry to your back passage with my pole.
Aye thank you so much and wonder if it would be the height of cheek to ask you to leave a guinea under the flowerpot in recompense for may sahvices.
Yours obsequiously, your most humble servant,
Martin ccs
Window Cleaner and Pole extender to the Gentry
By appointment to H.M. The King George VI Rex Imp.