[Mark_Jubb]

Don't point them my way either, I'd much rather waste £20 down the bookies on a long shot. 
Alan, how about a meet up for a beer, we could drown our sorrows worrying about this professional competion we've got.

[Michael Smallwood]

My advise...
Go and get a job in McDonalds or something like that because you certainly ARE NOT cut out for the carpet cleaning business, and my 90 year old granny can do that compared to real graft like plumbing and heating installations...
Honestly, carpet cleaning is the easiest job in the world...its not real work...I have never broken out in a sweat and I'm almost 55 now.
I really am trying to get my head round why you think this is difficult.
We do carpet cleaning for free sometimes just as an add on to our plumbing jobs its that easy!!
Oh, and if you think thats grafting...we install a full blown central heating system in a 4 bed house
in one day. Everything...and that included the rip out. And...it is to the highest spec and standards required for inspection by independent surveyors...
You made my day...
......................................................................................
Looks like McDonalds here I come......

Thanks for doing the research Joe. This fella sound like a total Carpetclean Ultra Non Technical

Cheers 

Mike 

[Adam Fearnley]

Here's another reply :

Hi
My granny of 90 could do the job we do. It's only a 10% part of our business. Only complete losers take longer than an hour. That's where you are going wrong. Sell the truck mount..."Rubbish" don't clean as well as Rug Doctors...in fact...amateurs use truckmounts.
We clean 100,000 meters of carpet a month...not with truck mount...we use proper kit...
You are CLEARLY an idiot who has no idea of what they are doing...
When you want to learn something ask us...until then go play with your toys...you obviously know zero about carpets...

Goo luck though...
Hope you do well with your "truck mount"


- masterclean

[from edge2edge]

Mark yes i am up for a beer or seven but after a couple i do tend to burrrrble .Give me a bell on 07878601150 and we can sort a venue(or leave your details on here).Regards Alan

[adimarsh]

Adam,

Welcome to the monkey club I'm afraid I don't qualify for Joe's McDonald elite squad...yet.Sounds like the guys really beginning to get a cob on (thats a really bad mood for all you southeners) Perhaps we should all fill his email inbox

[garry22]

We take the time and trouble to carry out all your jobs to the highest standard including those little jobs that many plumbers do not want to do! No job is too small and we have a reputation for being one of the most reliable local plumbers in Swindon. We actually do what we say we will.

from http://www.               swindonplumber.biz/

If anyone is interested, they do plumbing coureses

We take the time and trouble to carry out all your cleaning to the highest standard including those little jobs that many cleaners do not want to do! No job is too small and we have a reputation for being one of the most reliable local Cleaners in Swindon. We actually do what we say we will.

     

from  http://www.        angelasangels.co.uk/

[craigp]

He He, reading his replies is really funny!

email him some different questions, he says if you need help ask, so ask him how to clean a carpet and whats the best machine?

he's one funny dude! love it!

[Joe H]

I tried my hardest today....
did 2 bedrooms (main bedroom size) inc moving not a lot of furniture
2 flights of stairs (3 story house)
small lanidn on top floor
large landing on middle floor.

so not equivalent to a 4 bed house - still short of it.

Took me 2 hours and sweat (mind you, I can sweat at the thought of work. I wear a head band and I squeezed it afterwards and it dripped sweat.
Mind you vacuuming took 30 minutes, maybe their houses dont need vacuuming.

[Paul Redden Countryfresh]

He can do the next house I get with wool naturals throughout that GlynnE had trouble with  :
piece of p*ss! (for a ninety year old)

[garry22]

Is this our man?

John Bolton has just posted this on Cleantalk... entitled try this on a Belgian Wilton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZIum0mRlE

[Carpet Dawg]

Is this our man?

John Bolton has just posted this on Cleantalk... entitled try this on a Belgian Wilton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZIum0mRlE

And that'll be dry next xmas sir.....

Think of the wand valve savings

[jasonl]

Is this our man?

John Bolton has just posted this on Cleantalk... entitled try this on a Belgian Wilton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PZIum0mRlE

And that'll be dry next xmas sir.....

Think of the wand valve savings

My wife is sat next to me on the settee while I watched the video, she is a nurse , nothing to do with carpet cleaning , she said" what the hell is he doing, that carpet looks soaking!"

[Neil Williams]

John Bolton has just posted this on Cleantalk... entitled try this on a Belgian Wilton.

People pay for that job?
I'm clearly doing something very very wrong.