Well I competed in the Army Judo Championships.
I looked the part with my slanty-eyes and everyone said I looked like I should win.
Pity I had a mega drinking session on the way to Aldershot, was way too heavy for my fighting weight and ended up squealing like a little girl on the mat in front of hundreds of spectators.
Stop it UBA, you're bringing back bad memories.
Shooting was my sport. That's why they called me the 'Jap sniper'.