[Customers4u]

Just wondered what members of this site would consider to be their best scenario, round wise i mean, for example, how about a round of bungalows only, great from the safety aspect!  any other ideas?

 

[Thecleanerservice]

Perfect round?

List of about 800 clients, don't want their windows cleaned anymore, but like me so much, continue to send me the money for the rest of my life.
Well ya gotta start somewhere!
Pj

[matt]

i have a good round built up by some1 else over the space of 12 years (he then retired so i brought it off him)

park car, do days work never moving the car once, this is ideal as time spent in the car is money lost, i now have street where i do allmost every house, its great and works well

i must admit i am happy with my round

add to it a little comercail that i can do B4 i start my domestic and im happy

i could do with 2 more pubs to be honest then i wouldnt have anything else to aim for

[AuRavelling79]

All customers paying regularly by standing order, all lumped together in one area, all between one and two miles from my house. No locked gates. All very pleasant, courteous people, preferably attractive ladies!

(Who say things like:-)

"It's lovely to see you, the sun's gonna come out now!"
"Would you like a drink - sorry I've only got choccy biscuits for you today."
"Can you do our offices please they're half a mile away, need doing weekly and are about one hours work for £100."
"Oooh! aren't you strong and young looking!"

 

(OK, I can live without the last one!)

[gaza]

MY ideal round would be to for BRETT to buy one round of drinks ,after giving him[free] a days lesson on wfp,he phones mrs to pick him up sorry mate no can do pub HER WHO MUST BE OBEYED AT ALL COSTS SAYS IVE GOT GET IN THE CAR 
wimp
gaza

[baldeagle]

Houses that don't have patio's cluttered with

bicycles,
tricycles,
motorcycles,
paddling pools,
old washing machines,
cookers, car engines, footballs,
kids, large plant pots full of triffids, washing lines.

Have I forgotten anything?

Baldeagle in Staffordshire

[Sir Squeaky]

Yes, dog poo.

[brett walker]

  cant keep up with you tonight gaza

we'll have to have this drinking competition one day i'll bring the dilute orange you bring the pure water  

my ideal round is to have bungalows, shops,  no collecting

regards

brett.

[Perfectly Clean]

Ideal round Hmmmmmmm....someone doing it for me and saying Here Paul you are such a good bloke take the money im doing it for free......

[steve k]

600 houses in a square mile or two, with every window sheeting beautifully at £10 per house and with every customer loving WFP.

[pjulk]

My ideal round would be 300 bungalows all close together with no locked gate, Customer don't mind if its raining as they are glad to have you.
All leave there money out hidden somewhere so there is no collecting.

Paul

If only

[windows_chepstow]

And all your customers are gorgous females...

[Sir Squeaky]

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion would be a good account

[Perfectly Clean]

Sorry squeky thats mine.....I'll do it for free if I have to so don't think you can undercut me...

[gaza]

GETTING THERE asked now 11 peeeps 10 new customers at higher price than I would have the cheek to ask before.
4/50 squid for two bay windows and two small windows, which is very high priced here in nottm,but this work is in Derbyshire.

 RAY:IF YOUR READING THIS POST THERE IS LOADS OF WORK IN YOUR TOWN GO GET IT MAN. L/E IS SHORT OF W/C RAY

 GAZA

[Ray Pickering]

Hi Gaza.

I know of a least ten W/Cs in my little town!

But your right there's not many good un's like wot we are!

Going out next week leaflet dropping going to HIT another part of town.

But as you know at my age i do'nt need a £1,000 a week.

                BUT WOULD'NT IT BE NICE!!!!!!!!!! 

Regards Ray.

[Moderator David@stives]

stay in bed all day
get up to open cheques
get wife to do work
loads of tips
£5,000

if only

[Sir Squeaky]

stay in bed all day
get up to open cheques
get wife to do work
loads of tips
£5,000

if only

How did we guess it would involve not working? :

[Moderator David@stives]

i think it may be that i smoke cough cough cough it makes you lazy  you know.
yaaawwwwwnnnn .think its time for bed

[Rick]

just give me a load of bungalows all with owners who work at home.....

ooohhh and priced so i can do 60 quid a hour standing on my head

i have to agree about the back gardens being filled with crap though, i do few like that and it still shocks me that they expect me to get to all the blasted windows, its like running the crypton factor doing those jobs