[danny mckim]

I have a large estate for sale in Paisley if anyone is interested.

[Sir Squeaky]

Is this a housing estate of work?

A car?

Real estate?

[danny mckim]

Its an estate where we clean the windows.

[Sir Squeaky]

Well don't all rush at once!

There must be more than one Glaswegian window cleaner around here.
450-odd miles is a bit far for me.

Sorry nobodies answered you mate, is Paisley unpopular or something?

Roger.

[windows_chepstow]

I did fire-fighting in the Paisley area during the fire strikes!  It was like being in West Belfast.  The little tykes would set fire to stuff; cars, bins, houses, then wait for the army to turn up; then brick us.

Two of my mates got a kicking on a trip back from the local video shop from the locals.

I'm not surprised your selling your round there, Mate.  I hope I haven't put any potential buyers off, but I guess anyone from round there wanting to buy would know the area already.  So I doubt I'll predjudice your sale.

This should actually be posted in the 'buying and selling' area of the forum, but I can't move the topic!