[Johnny B]

How about one of these...

"NOT part of the Smearem and Scarper Group"

"See right through what we do!"

"Clean windows for you!"

"Windows that sparkle without a debacle"

(Note to myself - must get out more!)

John.  

[stephen.b1]

servicing the customers to right way

[petemg]

no fancy gimmics no fancy poles , just good old fasiond elbow grease, your clean windows is our gole.........trad pete

[drwindows]

Brett's Mobile Window Cleaning - We come to you

                      

What about:

HONEST JOHN'S NON-BURGLING WINDOW CLEANING

"We won't break in - and that's a promise"

[Ian Rochester]

Ours is: "From the Tweed to the Tyne - Your One Stop Cleaning Service Provider"

What about: "Our results are clear for you to see"

Or: "You're going to need to do the insides now!"

Or:  "Clearly better that the rest!"

Or:  "Bloody hell is it that time I need to get out and get the commercial work started!"

Bye

[DaveG]

We will take your dirt n grime and shove it where the sun dont shine

[Mr Sparkle]

If carlsberg did window cleaning we'd probably be the" best window cleaners in the world" 

[Lee GLS]

i saw a van with " you haven't see till we have been", always makes me laugh

[Approved]

dirty windows our like days without sunshine!

[4Taz]

Dirty to clear without a smear

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

spa-klean

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

if ya windows full of poope call us  we will put it rite

[daztheger]

my approach is

  IF UR HAPPY WITH MANKY WINDOWS 'DONT PHONE'

folk tend to get self concious ( in case neighbours are talkin bout them ) and feel the need to phone

[Portisgreg]

Windows, Doors and Frames Cleaned.... Knockers are extra! 

[Jack Wallace]

Windows, Doors and Frames Cleaned.... Knockers are extra! 

 

[tom2009]

Satisfaction guaranteed......


including your wife 

pmsl 

[Paul Coleman]

How about:
"I've upped my income.  Up yours."

[Jack Wallace]

Or the very old and cheesy.

We dont cut corners we clean them!!

[elite mike]

windows cleaned more transparent

than all mps expenses

[tom2009]

'if you wan'em done we'll rag'em on the run'