[Musicman]

Catrodney you have a very good point. I too have noticed that DP's posts appear between sunset and sunrise.

I think that if the man in the red coat and hat pays him a visit (not much chance of that eh DP?), he had better arm himself and his reindeer with garlic and crucifixes!

Judging by the length of DP's submissions top of his pressie list will be a few reams of paper and some printer ink!

DP my old mate, sorry I haven't got back to you lately but Fox has had me hard at it!

Musicman

[DP]

Stroof you 2 are like buses, no sight of you for ages and then both turn up at the same time.  

The clocks are all wrong! its just an illusion to make you think that im still up late and get you wondering what does he do at these times. I wished I knew, its supposed to be work, it seems like work, maybe one day it will pay like work.

right now its chemicals!!


So you think Santa is real huh ?

Musicman: Ive heard about Fox's management tactics being somewhat demanding  

If the mother- in- law fell down the chimney that would be really scary, she's been dead 10 years!!

[DP]

On the subject of Santa, from a womans point of view.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give Birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen, had to be a girl.

A female spokes person states:
"we should've known. ONLY a women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost".