[lee_dewing]

"that was quick?"

one of my custy's comments today.

don't know if he thought i was not doing a proper job.

£15 20-25 mins wfp, i were'nt rushing.

always the custy's in the £500,000 houses worried there w/c is earning too much, like everyone,
I had a real fininancial good hiding due to recent weather.

anyone got any good polite, one liners

[wezzy32]

thats what my misses says

[gewindows]

You'd be quick if you had cleaned as many windows as I have.

[leapstallbuildings]

"that was quick?"

one of my custy's comments today.

don't know if he thought i was not doing a proper job.

£15 20-25 mins wfp, i were'nt rushing.

always the custy's in the £500,000 houses worried there w/c is earning too much, like everyone,
I had a real fininancial good hiding due to recent weather.

anyone got any good polite, one liners

After a while my reply was
"Yes.  I'm getting pretty good at this"

[wizard]

Tell him Yes I am quick.All the time goes into hand made filtering of the special Pure demineralized de iondised negative charge magic water.Nothing is easy.

[Ian Lancaster]

Why do you need to tell them twice?

[lee_dewing]

thanks guys

matt & leaps 

good ones.

sarcasam, is the lowest form of wit; but it gets the biggest laugh

i haven't got time to exlpain. (only leads to more snipes :)

The price i charge you is for cleaning the windows; not how long you think i should take to clean'em 

[lee_dewing]

matt, i'l go for yours.

not rude and to the point.

[ccmids]

just say "better job and im washing the frames down too"

[Londoner]

thats what my misses says

Don't worry you are not alone, she said the same to me last week.

[gewindows]

matt, i'l go for yours.

not rude and to the point.

Good lad, you'll go a long way I can see 

[Martin ccs]

i get alot - just say to them if you do anything for 8 hours a day you would be good at it!

and with doing them wfp just shows how well you clean them and that the system works.

[SherwoodCleaningSe]

"It's all part of our service, I've found that customers prefer it when we are around their homes for as little a time as possible."  It at least makes them think.

Simon.

[ccmids]

try to time it so that they are not in when you go ,that way they wont be botherd 

[weetot]

Tell em youve cleaned windows for 27 years, your're bound to get a tad quicker.

[stevef78]

"that was quick?"

one of my custy's comments today.

don't know if he thought i was not doing a proper job.

£15 20-25 mins wfp, i were'nt rushing.

always the custy's in the £500,000 houses worried there w/c is earning too much, like everyone,
I had a real fininancial good hiding due to recent weather.

anyone got any good polite, one liners

hia mate,me and rich had one this morning,first of the day, a monthly cust who gets charged £25,,finished it in about 15 mins flat,she handed over cheque and said how much she liked us doing her house as we always clean the frames..she then said" finished already"? to that the reply was, "yep,because we had so much time off over xmas we have perfected the way we clean..." c you next month )

[ccmids]

you could say you will be even quicker next time , 

[Window Washers]

"that was quick?"

one of my custy's comments today.

don't know if he thought i was not doing a proper job.

£15 20-25 mins wfp, i were'nt rushing.

always the custy's in the £500,000 houses worried there w/c is earning too much, like everyone,
I had a real fininancial good hiding due to recent weather.

anyone got any good polite, one liners

I would say thats not quick, I could show you quick but I would make mistakes, the system allows us to work a little quicker, which is a good job as I had to pay near on twenty grand to clean your windows , when on ladders it cost me £200 but was a lot slower.... I then  let them work it out 

[ccmids]

nice one windowwashers , 

[scud]

  I use a couple of one liners for these situations,

 If it is a bloke or fat/ugly woman, I just say "Yes, it was, are you impressed?"  They never answer!!

  If it is a tidy housewif, i always say, "Invite me in and I'll show you quick!!"

  That always gets a naughty giggle, or a comment about me being naughty!!