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LWC

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Am i speaking a foreign language?
« on: November 20, 2009, 04:29:00 pm »
PAYMENT DUE WITHIN 14 DAYS
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cozy

Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm »
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???
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charltoc

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 04:33:17 pm »
is it not suppose to be Sensei lol  ;D
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jeff1

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 04:37:43 pm »
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."
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LWC

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 04:40:32 pm »
Quote from: charltoc on November 20, 2009, 04:33:17 pm
is it not suppose to be Sensei lol  ;D

I like to be different
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cozy

Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 04:41:06 pm »
Quote from: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 04:37:43 pm
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)
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LWC

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 05:13:59 pm »
Couldnt be simpler could it.
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Murdie window cleaning

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 05:23:05 pm »
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:41:06 pm
Quote from: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 04:37:43 pm
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)

Ah divnae ken wat yir on aboot, bit it soonds gid  ;)
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jeff1

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 05:36:38 pm »
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:41:06 pm
Quote from: jeff1 on November 20, 2009, 04:37:43 pm
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 04:30:07 pm
ICH VERSTEHE NICHT, WAS MEINST DU? ???

"Jetzt verstehe ich, was Sie meinen."


Ich glaube Sensai LWC schreibt seine Rechnungen in der falschen Sprache.

Er hätte schreiben sollen "Zahlbar innerhalb 14 Tagen"  ;)
I think he did  ;D
He should have said
 Er soll gesagt haben, zahlen oder der Affe wird es
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LWC

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2009, 05:50:40 pm »
Guys you know it doesnt translate back well lol
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cozy

Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2009, 05:52:16 pm »
Google translations a crap anyway mate. But I think Jeff has a Guurman in his family, and you already know Mrs Cozy is a Boxhead ;D
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Pole 2 Pole

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2009, 08:22:17 pm »
What drugs are we all on this week?  ;D
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 08:28:38 pm »
Baliffs contacted ;)
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jeff1

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 08:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 05:52:16 pm
Google translations a crap anyway mate. But I think Jeff has a Guurman in his family, and you already know Mrs Cozy is a Boxhead ;D
I spent a little time in Sennelager  ;)
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prestige cleaners

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 08:46:00 pm »
dont get me started on late payers! who would have thought it would be like getting blood from a stone, unless they are really worth it, i get rid of them,
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LWC

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 08:52:01 pm »
Quote from: YWCS on November 20, 2009, 08:16:22 pm
Quote from: Sensai LWC on November 20, 2009, 04:29:00 pm
PAYMENT DUE WITHIN 14 DAYS

1. Its in the post

2. Joanne in accounts is off sick

3. oh, we didn't get your Invoice/slip

4. Sorry, company policy, 60 days from the end of the month

5. you didn't clean them

6. hello.....hello......click.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr




How about this one, "the invoice has been raised"

and............
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cozy

Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 08:59:55 pm »
Don't think 60 days is bad, M.O.D. pay from 120 days +, unless accounts dept has staff problems! Don't do them now though.   >:(

By the way Jeff, Sennelager is one of our best areas. ;)
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jeff1

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 09:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Cozy on November 20, 2009, 08:59:55 pm
Don't think 60 days is bad, M.O.D. pay from 120 days +, unless accounts dept has staff problems! Don't do them now though.   >:(

By the way Jeff, Sennelager is one of our best areas. ;)

Not when you spend 7 days stuck in a Barn with 19 other guy's  ::) and your not allowed to even look out of the one and only window  :'( the rest of the time was what i would call memorable
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Pureandclean

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Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 09:13:10 pm »
I could do with some of those german words, as one of my commercial customers pays via there accounts  department in Germany  ??? ::) :'(
and not very quickly
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wizard

Re: Am i speaking a foreign language?
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2009, 10:38:07 pm »
Betaal my in 14 dae of jy is in die Kak, maat.
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