i can just imagine the customer when you arrive in the dark with a headlamp on
customer : eerrrrr what are you doing
WC'er : cleaning your windows
customer : its dark
WC'er : well thats whay i have the headlamp
customer: your joking right
WC'er : no, the cleaning powers of the pure water mean i do not really need to see that well to clean the windows
customer : nah mate, you must be joking
WC'er : no really, it'll be fine
customer : on your bike, you need to see to be able to see the bird mess etc etc
WC'er : it'll be fine, honestly
customer : pack your stuff in the van or cluttered estate car ( delete if your a cowboy or not ), i thought you were taking the pee when you arrived last month in that typhoon weather we had, but this is taking the mickey out of us
WC'er : Ummmmm
customer : cherrio
WC'er : check your terms and conditions, it says that i can clean in the rain and dark ( if i have a headlamp on ), it says so in the terms and conditions i gave you
customer : stick your terms and condition up your jacksie you bloody monkey
WC'er : well thats 20 quid you owe me, read your terms and conditions about a 20 quid fee if the customer does not give 3 months cancellation notice
customer : right
WC'er : heeeeeeelp you are strangling me with my pole hose, that'll be a extra 20 quid, in the terms and conditions it states a 20 quid strangulation fee , cough cough wheeze, you should check the terms and conditions
*thud*
WC'er hits floor after being felled by customer