[Window Washers]

i can just imagine the customer when you arrive in the dark with a headlamp on

customer : eerrrrr what are you doing

WC'er : cleaning your windows

customer : its dark

WC'er : well thats whay i have the headlamp

customer: your joking right

WC'er : no, the cleaning powers of the pure water mean i do not really need to see that well to clean the windows

customer : nah mate, you must be joking

WC'er : no really, it'll be fine

customer : on your bike, you need to see to be able to see the bird mess etc etc

WC'er : it'll be fine, honestly

customer : pack your stuff in the van or cluttered estate car ( delete if your a cowboy or not ), i thought you were taking the pee when you arrived last month in that typhoon weather we had, but this is taking the mickey out of us

WC'er : Ummmmm

customer : cherrio

WC'er : check your terms and conditions, it says that i can clean in the rain and dark ( if i have a headlamp on ), it says so in the terms and conditions i gave you

customer : stick your terms and condition up your jacksie you bloody monkey

WC'er : well thats 20 quid you owe me, read your terms and conditions about a 20 quid fee if the customer does not give 3 months cancellation notice

customer : right

WC'er : heeeeeeelp you are strangling me with my pole hose, that'll be a extra 20 quid, in the terms and conditions it states a 20 quid strangulation fee , cough cough wheeze, you should check the terms and conditions

*thud*

WC'er hits floor after being felled by customer

he didnt say he was using ladders.

And if this could be adapted I would use it, I kid you not I would, they we could have a chin wag daily about you cant work in the dark "but we already do " you cant do this and that "but we already do and we do it all the time " people will not have it done in the dark " 2 hours in the winter they are still at work  " 2 hours a day in these comming months is a holiday to disney world matt  : why are you depriving your kids this i'm shocked

[matt]

i can just imagine the customer when you arrive in the dark with a headlamp on

customer : eerrrrr what are you doing

WC'er : cleaning your windows

customer : its dark

WC'er : well thats whay i have the headlamp

customer: your joking right

WC'er : no, the cleaning powers of the pure water mean i do not really need to see that well to clean the windows

customer : nah mate, you must be joking

WC'er : no really, it'll be fine

customer : on your bike, you need to see to be able to see the bird mess etc etc

WC'er : it'll be fine, honestly

customer : pack your stuff in the van or cluttered estate car ( delete if your a cowboy or not ), i thought you were taking the pee when you arrived last month in that typhoon weather we had, but this is taking the mickey out of us

WC'er : Ummmmm

customer : cherrio

WC'er : check your terms and conditions, it says that i can clean in the rain and dark ( if i have a headlamp on ), it says so in the terms and conditions i gave you

customer : stick your terms and condition up your jacksie you bloody monkey

WC'er : well thats 20 quid you owe me, read your terms and conditions about a 20 quid fee if the customer does not give 3 months cancellation notice

customer : right

WC'er : heeeeeeelp you are strangling me with my pole hose, that'll be a extra 20 quid, in the terms and conditions it states a 20 quid strangulation fee , cough cough wheeze, you should check the terms and conditions

*thud*

WC'er hits floor after being felled by customer

he didnt say he was using ladders.

And if this could be adapted I would use it, I kid you not I would, they we could have a chin wag daily about you cant work in the dark "but we already do " you cant do this and that "but we already do and we do it all the time " people will not have it done in the dark " 2 hours in the winter they are still at work  " 2 hours a day in these comming months is a holiday to disney world matt  : why are you depriving your kids this i'm shocked

come on ian, you dont expect me to bite at the disney holiday thing do you, as i am sure you know we holiday in disney more than enough that my children are not deprived

i clean my commercial in the dark anyways, mainly because they still have the lights on, i have been out cleaning at 5.00 am and at 11.00 PM in summer and winter

[jouk45]

well matt i can assure you, they are as tight as they come here in scotland, i do a lot of shop fronts, and there are no lights on 

[Blue Frog Systems]

Why not put the lamp on the brush ?

[EZclean]

mb get waterproof led strip lights 

http://yfrog.us/5n04102009002bz

Why not put the lamp on the brush ?

check out jouks ufo brush 

[Sapphire Window Cleaning]

the original post was a joke.
 

[ftp]

Matt, still can't work out why your dad is on your web site