[ftp]

Hurricane winds and horizontal rain at the moment expecting storm damage and the phone rings "hello can you clean all my windows and conservatory roof please?"
That would be the last thought on my mind. 

[stephen s]

WHY NOT ?    I thought you were a window cleaner ?

[leapstallbuildings]

No problem - so long as you don't parachute in   

[Blue Frog Systems]

More like strange window cleaner

[ftp]

I meant would you be worried about your windows on a day like this?
My grass needs cutting, I might pop out later.

[macmac]

Hurricane winds and horizontal rain at the moment expecting storm damage and the phone rings "hello can you clean all my windows and conservatory roof please?"
That would be the last thought on my mind. 

Probably just another "numpty" Dave!

[LWC]

Id of gone and done it, not many people would be happy of you truning up, so coulda earned some wonga!

[ftp]

Told her to get in the queue. Be lucky if it's done before Christmas at this rate.