[jikwan]

hello -not from india (i spent 1 year there)
im in thailand right now prachuap kiri khan-5hrs from bkk
they asked me what kind of proffesion you did? (in india) i said
w cleaner- they always look with a quizzical expression
w cleaner is not in the dictionary-in my travels ive found that
indians thrive in noisy smelly ugly dirty conditions-the dirtier the windows-the more comfortable they are

india is VERY cheap 1bungalow toilet kitchen 100 rs -under 2 quid a day
south india a good meal 30p
women-30rs a session-but you must wear at least 2 condom

south india i found very hard to bear-theyre rough and unpleasant
up north near himalayas much better

after 1 year v diff to renew visas so i go to thailand-also i can speak thai
difference is - indians will only go so far-theyre not violent at all
thailand they will rob and kill you-becoming a national pastime

i log on cleanitup from time to time- whats in progress? what are my
"old mates" doing? pretty much the same as usual- i think good in the way
that same old problens we can give solutions to quickly and easily

i havent read through all topics-theres far too much to absorb-but it looks like the reccession hasnt hit you guys too badly-im very happy for you all
seems as thogh nothing has changed in the last 18 months

whats jeffB up to these days? whats he innovating this time?
and jeff1 -did you make that fuel cell? is it working?

elite mike
sure, i drank quite a few gallons of urine in india but my attitude has changed a bit-there has to be toxic waste in urine-why put toxic exctretions back into the body?

you guys still taking big chunks out of vikan brushes? i do believe i still hold the world record for ounces taken off making the vikan a featherweight brush-but one thing i didnt mention was the brush became bow-ed
wasnt straight any more
eventually the brush developed a serious crack in the centre

should be back in uk in a few weeks-filling out an online application for a job with a govt agency
does anyone know a wcleaner  from alfreton called tony? i sold him most
of my round and i deleated his number and all my ex customers numbers
i need one phone number of a lady that would give me a reference for my new job
he does wfp and drives a big ford transit

[elite mike]

good luck in what ever you do jikwan

nice to have you posting again

[Gleaming windows]

women-30rs a session-but you must wear at least 2 condom

Heaven only knows what you'd give those poor girls if you only wore one 

[elite mike]

women-30rs a session-but you must wear at least 2 condom

Heaven only knows what you'd give those poor girls if you only wore one 

hope he did,nt make them drink his plss 

[Gleaming windows]

Trust you 

[Tosh]

south india i found very hard to bear-theyre rough and unpleasant

Is this the Indian equivallent of Scotland?

[mark dew]

Alight jikwan, i was wondering about the bloke who went to india was doing the other day. 
Given up drinkin pee then?? Don't see the point of it myself, but you could earn a few quid doing that in the pubs here in uk. If you were still into it. 
Which part of himalaya you go?
Oh, and vikan brushes disappeared from topics soon after you. There are supalite brushes now!!
Good to hear from you. Have you had a ladyboy yet? 

[South Coast Cleaning Services]

Alight jikwan, i was wondering about the bloke who went to india was doing the other day. 
Given up drinkin pee then?? Don't see the point of it myself, but you could earn a few quid doing that in the pubs here in uk. If you were still into it. 
Which part of himalaya you go?
Oh, and vikan brushes disappeared from topics soon after you. There are supalite brushes now!!
Good to hear from you. Have you had a ladyboy yet? 

Do they have to wear 2 aswell, I bet you know 

[G Griffin]

women-30rs a session-but you must wear at least 2 condom

Heaven only knows what you'd give those poor girls if you only wore one 

A good time....well better.
Every little helps.....for some of us  .

[matt]

nice to see a bit of the world jikwan

my i was backpacking in oz, i planned to travel up though asia, in the end i just stopped off in Singapore and that was it

i did stop off in bangkok and HK on the way down though

we plan to tour India when the girls are slightly older, have 5 or 6 weeks exploring and showing them a bit more of the world

[Murdie window cleaning]

south india i found very hard to bear-theyre rough and unpleasant

Is this the Indian equivallent of Scotland?

Hoi that's not fare, just because we have to put a dozen sheets of wet&dry into our kit every day for all the boarded up windows

[jikwan]

tosh-no not scotland-more like up north
walking down high st in newcastle is exactly like downtown tiruvanamali tamil nadu

This is an actual letter sent to the UK Government…


NIGEL JOHNSON-HILL,

PARKFARM, MILLAND, LIPHOOK GU30 7JT





Rt Hon David Miliband MP

Secretary of State.

Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),

Nobel House

17 Smith Square

London

SW1P 3JR





16 July 2009





Dear Secretary of State,



My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque

for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I

would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.



In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on,

and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I

approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as

dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.



I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you

want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there

any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or

Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing

these?



As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an

accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared. Are there any

Government or Local Authority courses on this?



My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing

pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was

£1,422 in 1968. That is - until this year, when he received a cheque

for not rearing any.



If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not

rearing 100? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding

myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about

£240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing

pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000

pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about

£2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would

be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not

producing harmful and polluting methane gases?



Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000

tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not

growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to

not feed the pigs I don't rear?



I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send

any information you have on that too. Please could you also include

the current Defra advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an

e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several

thousand hectares)?



In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally

unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I

shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.



Yours faithfully,







Nigel Johnson-Hill

[jikwan]

hi mark
spent 5 months in almora-a lovely place  i could see the himalayas from my
bungalow window when the air is clear

well if you know any good pubs an set me up im charging 4.99 plus 17 1/2 %vat per pint drunk
you can have a generous 6% commission

lady boys? oh man-theres tons of them

[jikwan]

hi matt
yes your kids should be older a bit because indian roads are very dangerous
got to keep them on the pavement side of the road-watch them all the time

aussie spore hk wow its only rich guys can do that

i spent 1200 quid for 1 year in india-that includes everything exept airfare

[ccmids]

jikwan /lady boys? oh man-theres tons of them . you sound excited .

[matt]

hi matt
yes your kids should be older a bit because indian roads are very dangerous
got to keep them on the pavement side of the road-watch them all the time

aussie spore hk wow its only rich guys can do that

i spent 1200 quid for 1 year in india-that includes everything exept airfare

i had to work in oz though, then again i was hammering the beer every single night and going straight to work from the bars  also spent a fair whack on my PADI scuba diving courses aswell ( did my instructor card, so had to stop )

i shared a house in sydney with 2 guys who lived in india for a few years, they lived in a van and rented a field of someone, used to grow ( Ummmmmm ) exotic herbs ( cough ), nice blokes, had a load of funny little stories about many many things, shame i lost touch with them ( though they had no address in the UK, so i guess it was allways going to happen )

[jikwan]

ccm-i might sound excited in the way that i hate the whole concept
and practice of ladyboy
apparently in the real far south of thailand  whole towns are full of them
why? the foriegners take all the available pretty girls-marry them or whatever
only ugly women left
what are the guys to do? they become ladyboys-they are not interested in ugly girls
its pathetic
apparently-and ive met people whove seen this-the whole town is depressed
no one smiles
the government has to send in troops to force people to smile
not smiling freaks out the tourists and they dont stay

[Window Washers]

tosh-no not scotland-more like up north
walking down high st in newcastle is exactly like downtown tiruvanamali tamil nadu

This is an actual letter sent to the UK Government…


NIGEL JOHNSON-HILL,

PARKFARM, MILLAND, LIPHOOK GU30 7JT





Rt Hon David Miliband MP

Secretary of State.

Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),

Nobel House

17 Smith Square

London

SW1P 3JR





16 July 2009





Dear Secretary of State,



My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque

for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I

would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.



In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on,

and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I

approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as

dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.



I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you

want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there

any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or

Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing

these?



As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an

accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared. Are there any

Government or Local Authority courses on this?



My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing

pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was

£1,422 in 1968. That is - until this year, when he received a cheque

for not rearing any.



If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not

rearing 100? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding

myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about

£240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing

pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000

pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about

£2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would

be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not

producing harmful and polluting methane gases?



Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000

tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not

growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to

not feed the pigs I don't rear?



I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send

any information you have on that too. Please could you also include

the current Defra advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an

e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several

thousand hectares)?



In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally

unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I

shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.



Yours faithfully,







Nigel Johnson-Hill

They offer this service to people in france and the uk now, the people in france have just moved though, but will set up camp again soon :   

[Jeff Brimble]

Take care Jik, G38 to hear from you  life is pretty mundane, stay where you are as long as you can.

[pingu]

I lived and worked in Pattaya for about 3 years...diving instructor...if you need somewhere quiet where real locals go>>>>...Pattaya could be the little sleeping fishing village you desire.