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Stupid stupid stupid customers
« on: October 29, 2009, 11:19:12 am »
Well, here I am, just finished one of my custys gaffs. Nice place, ditzy bitch of a custard. She left just now and closed the security gates with me still parked her drive. No mobile number, neighbours dont have a key. Looks like im buggered for the rest of the day. Should i force the gates?

Ravensford

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 11:22:34 am »
Have you tried driving up to the gates? Some open automatically

EZclean

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Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 11:24:08 am »
if that fails there should be a switch on your side of the gates.
is their a number to ring the gate people?
EZclean - Cleaner Than Water

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 11:45:01 am »
Have you tried driving up to the gates? Some open automatically
  i have and no luck.

wizard

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 11:59:27 am »
Is it a sliding gate or one that open a 90 dagrees

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 12:03:26 pm »
Its a 90 degree jobbie, no switch anywhere, would hardly be a security gate if there was a switch on it!

EZclean

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Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 12:06:23 pm »
i hope she's not gone for her hair doing,  :-\  can be hours getting the colours on.
she will hopefully remember and come back


there are manual overides on 'your' side, i know cos we used to have one where i lived. but maybe not in this case.
EZclean - Cleaner Than Water

wizard

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 12:16:58 pm »
Matt I think you are stuffed  till she comes home ,will she get a discount on her clean.

vacman

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Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 12:18:15 pm »
Well, here I am, just finished one of my custys gaffs. Nice place, ditzy bitch of a custard. She left just now and closed the security gates with me still parked her drive. No mobile number, neighbours dont have a key. Looks like im buggered for the rest of the day. Should i force the gates?

Sorry i know i shuoldnt laff but........   ;D

Poor you!

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 12:25:05 pm »
Matt I think you are stuffed  till she comes home ,will she get a discount on her clean.
  lol im putting the price up. Been sat here an hour and three quarters

Ravensford

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 12:30:50 pm »
Do the gutters need emptying whilst you are there?  ;D

Is there anyway to isolate the power as some gates can be opened if the power fails?

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 12:42:47 pm »
now that,ll teach you taking on these posh jobs,i never have that trouble mind you im traditional so id use ladder to get over, id love to be there when she gets back to hear what she says  ;D

ccmids

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2009, 01:00:00 pm »
use your ladders over the gate ;D

krave

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Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 01:04:26 pm »
now that,ll teach you taking on these posh jobs,i never have that trouble mind you im traditional so id use ladder to get over, id love to be there when she gets back to hear what she says  ;D

Hope it gets resolved quick tho, Would be sending me mad.

ccmids

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 01:09:24 pm »
Is she fit ;D

peter holley

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 01:21:17 pm »
call the fire brigade.... :o

Murdie window cleaning

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Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2009, 01:27:02 pm »
I think I would be phoning the local plod and telling them some mad woman hasyou held captive  ;D

pingu

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 01:43:46 pm »
Are you still there?..have you got your camera...you could do a mini blog.... ;D ;D

R W C

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 01:49:21 pm »
Sorry matt but ive never laughed so much to a thread, ive just been choken on my sandwich (chicken and pickle) I got tears in my eyes and also noy got the hiccups.
 :) :) :) :)

Re: Stupid stupid stupid customers
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2009, 02:04:06 pm »
Some people do anything to get some time off work...lol....just hope she hasn't gone away for her annual holiday ;D