[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

i can get my mates to hold my pint in front of them while i get the next round in....one mate ended up in hospital with aggravated shoulder damage due to holding a pint glass in front of him for over a week

[trevor perry]

i can get my mates to hold my pint in front of them while i get the next round in....one mate ended up in hospital with aggravated shoulder damage due to holding a pint glass in front of him for over a week

[Terry_Burrows]

  lol

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

ive got loads more

well 1 more anyway.

i surveyed a hundred woman on what their favorite shampoo is....99 of them screamed and asked what on earth i was doing in their shower.

[Terry_Burrows]

  I never do houses last time I did one I got 6  months

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

lol.......just as well its just us on here, coz if the news of the world got a hold of that

so what did you half inch then

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

that means pinch of course terry

what did you pinch to get you 6 months...or as they say round these parts: 3 hot and a cot

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

i keep reading my replies just after i post them and find i need to explain the contents of my head...3 hot and a cot didnt sound right either.....i should really stop trying to impress with clever lines.....i need someone on here who is a genuis with the bland and obvious comments....i sent you a pm tosh.

[HIGH LEVEL WINDOW CLEANERS (scrimmy)]

see, i did it again...i never sent you a pm tosh.......but i dunno why your name came up