[nevil]

Hi Goran. I get it you want the whole county to yourself. I think not. Your just going to have to share.

Colin you could spend your spare time learning the accent. A few propper jobs alight bhoy slipped into conversation when your quoting could work wonders.   
Nevil

[daysdeepclean]

I would Goron, but our second home in the Lake District is still occupied by her dad

You know you love us Emmets!!!!!

[daysdeepclean]

Nevil.... My kids are picking up the twang.... They'll have to teach their Old Dad how to speak the lingo!!!

[Andrew Briscoe]

Colin, theers newt rang wid waaay we tark up eer 
wersta frim in cumbria?

Andrew

[daysdeepclean]

Nobingob Marra...! (Sorry, you're a Charva aren't yer!). That's Cockermouth to you Gadgies who no nee better!

[Andrew Briscoe]

Nobingob Marra...! (Sorry, you're a Charva aren't yer!).

Never heard that one Colin, thought all the chavs where up in Carlisle.

Cockermouth eh, that nearly makes you a Jam Eater.

Nice little town Cockermouth.

Andrew

[daysdeepclean]

Sorry pal, I thought you were up in Carlisle for some reason...

Jam eaters are Whitehaven lot.... Something to do with the mining community....

Do you know any C/C's from Out West? Tatie Rayson or Maurice Hetherington.... Both Cockermouth C/C's...

[Andrew Briscoe]

Met one guy many years ago, at a prochem do, cant remember his name, he did Sellafield work.
Met a guy from Cockermouth once too i think he drove a peugeot  people carrier, am hopeless with names.

The name Rayson rings a bell.

Andrew