I don't know what you amateurs are doing playing around with rug doctors and Vaxs. You need to get a real mans machine like mine. The flushing power of my mighty Numatic George is so great that I have to where wellies to work.
Colin. Actually Colin I am a Cockney. I moved down here when I was 3 years old. You know what some of the folks in rural Cornwall are like. It took about 20 years before we were accepted by some of them.