Day before yesterday I'm cleaning the windows of a disabled chap and another guy is there cutting the grass and putting it in black bags to take to the tip in his car.
Next door neighbour (not the full shilling if you catch my drift) let's her mutts pee all over the bags. Guy says "What do you think you're doing, letting your dogs p*** all over my bags?"
She says "They're dogs what do you expect?"
He says "I expect you to pull them away you stupid cow!"
(I'm watching this in the reflection of the window and it's all very diverting!
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She got huffy and I explained to the fella that her lift didn't reach the penthouse suite and washed the bags off with my wfp!