[karygate]

then they will make it a legal requirement for dustbin men,painters,plasterers,postmen,gardeners,sky dish fitters,aerial fitters and pay 600 quid towards each. yeah right

[steve a]

then they will make it a legal requirement for dustbin men,painters,plasterers,postmen,gardeners,sky dish fitters,aerial fitters and pay 600 quid towards each. yeah right

Karygate and others, myself and my employees 1 full time and 1 part time are currently taking NVQ level 2, it is not a 2 or 3 day course, it is 1 hour per fortnight spread over a few months, location is wherever I wish it to be, it is on the job and the assessor comes to us.
And the best bit!.........It's free, paid for by the government, totally.

[kleanitall ltd]

Hi guys

we work in close collaberation with a number of colleges
for our staff to be NVQ qualified in cleaning
i am told that this year you will be able to add the window cleaning and carpet cleaning modules to this certification , free through trian to gain etc ,


Dave

[david willis]

www.training43.com

[matt]

Dear Prime minister Tarquin ( or other tory type name )

Please accept my congratulations on winning the election, just a point about that, it was not that people wanted you in ( because they dont, they remember when the evil witch maggie was in power ) it was just they for some reason or other ( some blame labour for the world recession  : aye, how can they be to blame, i dont know either ), they had enough of labour

i would be happy to go on a NVQ course in window cleaning, forget all the other qualifications i have, they do not matter. The only thing i insist on is :

1. Nice coffee ( non of that horrid cheap stuff )
2. Chocolate hob-nobs ( now at a push i will accept normal hob-nobs )
3. padded chairs ( i dont want plastic hard chairs that riff-raff sit on )

i look forward to my course and watching how you ruin the country again, i guess as a small business owner and a home owner, i will be looked after by your government as you have allways done. Please continue to shaft and destroy the working class, just as you did so well when the evil witch was last in power, you know, make it hard for this country to produce anything, if the working man does not agree, just starve them like you did those miners who only wanted to earn a living and sustain family and community ways

toodles for now
matt

P.S

can we have a state holiday when the evil witch dies













P.P.S

i will need a day off to recover from my hangover after the party

 

[karygate]

then they will make it a legal requirement for dustbin men,painters,plasterers,postmen,gardeners,sky dish fitters,aerial fitters and pay 600 quid towards each. yeah right

Karygate and others, myself and my employees 1 full time and 1 part time are currently taking NVQ level 2, it is not a 2 or 3 day course, it is 1 hour per fortnight spread over a few months, location is wherever I wish it to be, it is on the job and the assessor comes to us.
And the best bit!.........It's free, paid for by the government, totally.

sorry i was not ridiculing the idea of a nvq in any profession , just the thought of making it conpulsory.

[EZclean]

what would they give a dustbin man an NVQ in?
how to "wheel" a wheelie bin 

[steve a]

then they will make it a legal requirement for dustbin men,painters,plasterers,postmen,gardeners,sky dish fitters,aerial fitters and pay 600 quid towards each. yeah right

Karygate and others, myself and my employees 1 full time and 1 part time are currently taking NVQ level 2, it is not a 2 or 3 day course, it is 1 hour per fortnight spread over a few months, location is wherever I wish it to be, it is on the job and the assessor comes to us.
And the best bit!.........It's free, paid for by the government, totally.

sorry i was not ridiculing the idea of a nvq in any profession , just the thought of making it conpulsory.

No need Karygate.
steve a