[ftp]

First job of the day - big conservatory and gutter clean. Access through the garage. Turned up at the arranged time and ....... i'm locked out.


Oh how I laughed at that one.  :

[Niall McAllister]

bill for the work you could do, and 50% for the inconvenience of the work you could not do.

[pingu]

Bill the whole amount..

[clean]

I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away 
PK

[stephen s]

I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away 
PK

not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers

[clean]

I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away 
PK

It was a light hearted witty reply,chill dude chill     
PK






not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers

[Niall McAllister]

I would go round and ask for Gordon and if they say "Gordon ? Gordon who ?" you reply with "Ye Gordon the Moron" and walk away 
PK

not the best advice unless you intend losing them as customers

It was a light hearted witty reply,chill dude chill     
PK

Light hearted, I'll give you, but witty is pushing it

[johnny_h]

depends if you want to keep the job ? if desperate for the money do what you can and agree to go back or walk away i would walk away leaveing a note explaining i had called telling them to call me then add a percentage for a cancelled job if they re book

[GWCS]

First job of the day - big conservatory and gutter clean. Access through the garage. Turned up at the arranged time and ....... i'm locked out.


Oh how I laughed at that one.  :

what are you intending on doing?

phoning them up to re arrange or just say, well i cant fit you in now for another 3 weeks?

[ftp]

Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.

[Gleaming windows]

Go on, what did you say on the note? 

[EZclean]

Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.

 

thats funny
we all give it plenty chuntering to ourselves, stupid customer this, gonna be dropped for that etc.  but we're all big softies really

[GWCS]

Got a call early afternoon  with all the excuses under the sun - phone not working properly, missed the message, had to go to the hospital etc etc. Luckily I had stacks of work to shuffle about so did it at the end of the day. By then I'd calmed down and felt a little embarrassed about the sarcastic note I'd poked through the letterbox.

 

thats funny
we all give it plenty chuntering to ourselves, stupid customer this, gonna be dropped for that etc.  but we're all big softies really

yeah so true... when it coems to it, we have a speech impediment..  ok i'll do it now..
DOH - i meant your dropped..