LOL at Matt!
I don't work in the rain cuz I don't like it. but here's a shot at it.
(Real thoughts in red) Dear Mrs Custy,
Providing a regular and reliable service for you.We at Rubbitt and Runn Window Cleaning
(put your name here pul-leaze! :)pride ourselves on high quality work provided on a regular basis. This means as one of our valued customers you know we will turn up when we say we will and you can plan accordingly.
(and leave your piggin' gate open too!)We are inundated with requests to clean windows and have a waiting list at present for those wishing to join our rounds.
(that mad woman at No.57 and her mate...)To facilitate
(posh management-speak word )this we have decided that we will continue working in cloudy, showery and drizzly conditions - but never fear!
If we clean your windows and you look at them within 24 hours of the work being done and find marks caused by rain then simply call us back and we will re-clean the effected windows absolutely free of charge!
(all fingers and other appendages crossed when the local coal plant fires up!)Of course we will not clean in downpours or high winds,
(anything over Beaufort scale 9) but hope you understand that to provide you with a regular affordable service
(Koff, Koff! )then this is an excellent solution which we have piloted elsewhere
(on me mam's house, and she's half-blind...)on our rounds with great success.
Love and kisses,
Roger Rubbitt
Rubbitt & Runn