[SteveAllan]

Would ya believe it, was out today cleaning the fronts of 2 houses and walked around to do the backs and realised my two new unger microfibres had fell out of my belt, i took a walk around the front to get them and some scrote had nicked them

[martinsadie]

i once left a pair of steps in a doorway while i went round back to find them gone when i came back,always hoped who pinched them fell off and hurt themselfs bad