coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..
Allow me to translate the above "Windowspeak" (also known as
digitilis typo fasticus) post.
"Coming back from Brighton today (I had the day off from work and was thus enjoying a day out) I had to swerve my vehicle to avoid hitting a bucket, applicator (trad.) and squeegee blades. My beloved wife and I were urinating due to our relaxed bladder muscles as we laughed uncontrollably at the hilarity of the situation.
They (the window cleaning tools) had obviously bounced out from between the rungs of the ladder where they were being stored upon the roof of some hapless window cleaner's vehicle.
I always carried my bucket (and associated untensils) in the back of my van as it looks more professional."
My fee for translation is of course one pint of fine English ale!