[smearo]

coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..

[karygate]

swerve. i would of got out and picked em up.

[stephen s]

coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..

I cant make head nor tale what your saying mate ?     

[elite mike]

swerve. i would of got out and picked em up.

yep and me

[AuRavelling79]

coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..

Allow me to translate the above "Windowspeak" (also known as digitilis typo fasticus) post.

"Coming back from Brighton today (I had the day off from work and was thus enjoying a day out) I had to swerve my vehicle to avoid hitting a bucket, applicator (trad.) and squeegee blades. My beloved wife and I were urinating due to our relaxed bladder muscles as we laughed uncontrollably at the hilarity of the situation.

They (the window cleaning tools) had obviously bounced out from between the rungs of the ladder where they were being stored upon the roof of some hapless window cleaner's vehicle.

I always carried my bucket (and associated untensils) in the back of my van as it looks more professional."

My fee for translation is of course one pint of fine English ale!

[R W C]

coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..

Allow me to translate the above "Windowspeak" (also known as digitilis typo fasticus) post.

"Coming back from Brighton today (I had the day off from work and was thus enjoying a day out) I had to swerve my vehicle to avoid hitting a bucket, applicator (trad.) and squeegee blades. My beloved wife and I were urinating due to our relaxed bladder muscles as we laughed uncontrollably at the hilarity of the situation.

They (the window cleaning tools) had obviously bounced out from between the rungs of the ladder where they were being stored upon the roof of some hapless window cleaner's vehicle.

I always carried my bucket (and associated untensils) in the back of my van as it looks more professional."

My fee for translation is of course one pint of fine English ale!

this post nearly caused me to urinate im my pants 

[stephen s]

aaaah  I see what he means now,  for a minute I thought it was something written by that chav from Little Britten who say no but yeah but no but yeah 

[luther1]

grait trnsilashion malkum, i neerly wet me kax 2.

[GWCS]

coming back from brighton today{had day of] and had to swerve a bucket mop and blades me and the missus were ping ourselves obvisouly bounced out of ladder i always used to carry my bucket in back of van looks more proffesional..

Allow me to translate the above "Windowspeak" (also known as digitilis typo fasticus) post.

"Coming back from Brighton today (I had the day off from work and was thus enjoying a day out) I had to swerve my vehicle to avoid hitting a bucket, applicator (trad.) and squeegee blades. My beloved wife and I were urinating due to our relaxed bladder muscles as we laughed uncontrollably at the hilarity of the situation.

They (the window cleaning tools) had obviously bounced out from between the rungs of the ladder where they were being stored upon the roof of some hapless window cleaner's vehicle.

I always carried my bucket (and associated untensils) in the back of my van as it looks more professional."

My fee for translation is of course one pint of fine English ale!

this post nearly caused me to urinate im my pants 

yeah so true.