[tomy jackson]

but its true, im no longer a cow boy windy as iv got city&guilds to prove it so its by by to the cow boy

[martinsadie]

ive got city and guilds in footwear but that dont make me a cobbler 

[elite mike]

john wayne

[tomy jackson]

a foot man stan  ,& boge it is a proper cow boy but not clint eastwood 

[Glyn H]

City and Guilds used to be apprenticeship based and take  four years of day release at college - how long does a window cleaning one take?

[martinsadie]

City and Guilds used to be apprenticeship based and take  four years of day release at college - how long does a window cleaning one take?

thats right it did my tree in one year the day release had a twilight clas and the eveing class was the same night so a 12 hour day 9 till 9 

[martinsadie]

Ive got a City & Guilds in horse-riding, lassoing, branding, shooting and being in a posse.

What does that make me then?

if you can sing as well Roy Rogers 

[Mike_G]

My ex  boss at ocs had one of them and the fat sod couldn't clean a window to save his life.

[tomy jackson]

i dont like your implecations that im a fat b ,that tantermonts to fatisum wich is punishubull afence to fat sods

[elite mike]

i dont like your implecations that im a fat b ,that tantermonts to fatisum wich is punishubull afence to fat sods

lmao 

[tomy jackson]

he can say wot he wonts a bute my window cleaning abilltys as peverusly sated im atually a port hole cleaner

[martinsadie]

i dont like your implecations that im a fat b ,that tantermonts to fatisum wich is punishubull afence to fat sods

[Neil Williams]

Tomy,
Are you that guy that appeared in Allo Allo as the French Policeman who wasn't actually French, but an English agent who couldn't get his head around the language properly  

[karygate]

i have a baddesley business enterprise award which sounds just as good.
just got me mate to award it to me while we was down the pub

[martinsadie]

Tomy,
Are you that guy that appeared in Allo Allo as the French Policeman who wasn't actually French, but an English agent who couldn't get his head around the language properly  

whats up you not understand broad yorkshire