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ftp

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Funny company name
« on: July 07, 2009, 11:41:31 am »
Saw a van today with 'glass hygiene technician' down the side. Made me smile.
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concept

Re: Funny company name
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 11:49:03 am »
terrible name, if thats how it was spelt...
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ftp

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 12:03:25 pm »
oops better?
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DaveG

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 12:15:15 pm »
nice bit of editing Dave!
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DaveG

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 12:16:06 pm »
I like to call myself  a "vision enhancement technician"
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benji

Re: Funny company name
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm »
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime  ;D
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Nathanael Jones

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2009, 11:10:34 pm »
Saw one today, "Ken-Co ---- the instant cleaning company"
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vision tech

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 11:37:15 pm »
saw a hairdressers today called
Kurl up and Dye.
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Alex Gardiner

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 08:16:50 am »
Vertical Glass Wall Maintenance Engineer
Artificial Diamond Polisher
Vision Technician
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DaveG

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 08:25:51 am »
A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! ;D
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kevin James

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2009, 09:24:24 am »
Quote from: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime  ;D
was that in association with a certain mr fear?

Kevin
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supernova77

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2009, 09:41:26 am »
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A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! Grin

I saw a carpet fitters van the other day with "Get laid by a professional" on the side.

Andy
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stephen s

Re: Funny company name
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2009, 10:03:07 am »
there was once an Asian fruit and veg shop in Liverpool called Mustapha Banana   and a workman's van and written on it was  D powell  international Plumber  New York - Paris - London  and underneath it said  but mainly Liverpool  :D :D :D :D :D
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chuggers

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2009, 10:41:01 am »
Haha doesn't compare with Mustapha Banana, but i saw a window cleaner the other day called "Ming 2 Bling"
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Milltown Cleaning

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2009, 10:51:46 am »
a tiler round here called Bonnie Tiler!! i likes!
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GWCS

Re: Funny company name
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2009, 11:04:40 am »
Quote from: H2ose on July 08, 2009, 08:25:51 am
A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! ;D

I like that one :D

Quote from: Andy @ Southern Cleaning Services on July 08, 2009, 09:41:26 am
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A scaffolder around here has " an erection with a smile" on his van! Grin

I saw a carpet fitters van the other day with "Get laid by a professional" on the side.

Andy

That made me laugh!!



Although it might not look too professional to have innuendo slogans it does go in the memory..
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Milltown Cleaning

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2009, 11:07:49 am »
anyone think of any good double in-your-end-os for window cleaners?
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SimonMoore

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2009, 03:46:09 pm »
"were gonna dip our tools in your wet bucket "
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DaveG

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Re: Funny company name
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2009, 05:18:44 pm »
My long black pole is all extended and wet......
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benji

Re: Funny company name
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 05:37:38 pm »
Quote from: kevin James on July 08, 2009, 09:24:24 am
Quote from: benji on July 07, 2009, 03:39:44 pm
used to call ourselves partners in grime but the deaf oldie customers always looked a bit worried cos they thought we were partners in crime  ;D
was that in association with a certain mr fear?

Kevin
ah yes it was with a mr fear.. providing a quality service for the fine people of somerset... how do you know the fear man??
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