[elite mike]

I have a sty in my eye, crackling in my ears and severe scratchings, feeling a bit disgruntled, ham sure iv'e got swine flu, but doctor told me it's snout to worry about..!

britains got talent   

[Window Washers]

I have a sty in my eye, crackling in my ears and severe scratchings, feeling a bit disgruntled, ham sure iv'e got swine flu, but doctor told me it's snout to worry about..!

britains got talent   

it's the DJ TALENT........

[martinsadie]

thats a mean looking moggy Stan - I had one just like it - Dead now, had to get it put down last thursday.

its only 2 year old but its a real killer always bringing dead birds mice and rats home 

[PaulTh]

Did you know if you have your windows cleaned with wfp it steralises the windows and helps to reduce the spread of swine flu.

lmaooo good one i expect to hear this myth doing the rounds in future.