[sparklebright]

A partially sighted woman customer use to get me put eye drops in her dogs eyes, and I'm not sure he liked it...

[simon knight]

An old girl I've been cleaning for for years...this a couple of months back:

"Oh Simon can I ask you to do something?"

"Sure what is it?"

"I need to get a few things into the loft."

"Sure OK."

Leads me into the spare bedroom and there's boxes and boxes and a standard lamp and a hoover and books and broken kitchen chairs and Xmas decorations and a Xmas tree and....and....and....and...

Up and down I go, up and down, up and down....45 mins later it's done. I'm covered in dust and cobwebs and wheezing because of all the dust up there....and sweating like a pork chop in a synagogue.

"OK Mrs Angles (genuinely her name) I'm off now, £8 please"  (A 3 bed semi outs only).

She grubs around in her purse and pulls out a tenner....I fish around looking for £2 change....

....yep...she takes her change :

[daniel worgan]

An old girl I've been cleaning for for years...this a couple of months back:

"Oh Simon can I ask you to do something?"

"Sure what is it?"

"I need to get a few things into the loft."

"Sure OK."

Leads me into the spare bedroom and there's boxes and boxes and a standard lamp and a hoover and books and broken kitchen chairs and Xmas decorations and a Xmas tree and....and....and....and...

Up and down I go, up and down, up and down....45 mins later it's done. I'm covered in dust and cobwebs and wheezing because of all the dust up there....and sweating like a pork chop in a synagogue.

"OK Mrs Angles (genuinely her name) I'm off now, £8 please"  (A 3 bed semi outs only).

She grubs around in her purse and pulls out a tenner....I fish around looking for £2 change....

....yep...she takes her change :

I think there is a lesson to be learnt there somewhere...lol

[martinsadie]

I once took an old lady on a holiday, oh hang on, that was our lass