[Dean Taberner]

This thread is superb entertainment.

Dean

[johns window kleen]

Dean, so's your haircut mate.
I can't say it's pointless.
 

[Helen]

This thread is superb entertainment.

Dean

[Dean Taberner]

Dean, so's your haircut mate.
I can't say it's pointless.
 

John

My hair is shorter than that now,

Its a natural quiff and theres nothing I can do with it.

Ive changed my avatar now as you can see.

 

[Moderator David@stives]

My Computer tells me who we cleaned and how much we have taken, regardless if i bought a cup of tea. To be honest i dont even count my takings George Tells me and thats what I record.

Its funny that we have gone from me not declaring everything to the odd cup of tea lol.

If i say i am honest then thats your choice to believe me, but ask yourself this, do you honestly think i want to fill my head with fiddles and dodges instead of focusing on increasing my turnover weeek in week.

since i started i have had a minimum of 50% increase in turnover year on year.

[Art]

It's really amusing to read this and for people to actually post holier than though posts.

So you've not all taken money and not declared it? I think not.

Give the guy a break and stop slagging him off, he's been through bad times like we all have 

There's to many on here that forget where they started from.

[gerard mcmanus]

mondays here 

I hope he posts, I have a new accountant and they are sorting everything now. Art don’t think everyone is tarnished with the same brush, even if you have, it’s not right to make assumptions about people like that. Everything goes through here.

[Moderator David@stives]

Art

You might find it hard to beleive but there are a lot of very honest people out there.

If you find this hard to beleive then thats your problem, but dont go accusing us honest tax payers.

[Tosh]

I tell you what makes me laugh; all these stories in the papers about MPs and their dodgy expenses; look at Jaqui Smith putting in a claim for her husband's pay-per-view viewing; for PORN!

And she's the Home Secretary!

And the second home allowances are a real urine extraction.

But getting back to us window cleaners and our taxes; have non of you ever used your work vehicle for non-work related journeys; yet not made any calculation with regards to your vehicle claims?

I bet you have!

[leapstallbuildings]

I tell you what makes me laugh; all these stories in the papers about MPs and their dodgy expenses; look at Jaqui Smith putting in a claim for her husband's pay-per-view viewing; for PORN!

And she's the Home Secretary!

And the second home allowances are a real urine extraction.

But getting back to us window cleaners and our taxes; have non of you ever used your work vehicle for non-work related journeys; yet not made any calculation with regards to your vehicle claims?

I bet you have!

Well I suppose she had to say that is was his viewing really, didn't she?

[Chris B]

Dave i think Arts post could touch a nerve with a lot of people, there are lots of previous threads on how much window cleaners can earn a day (hilarious a lot of them are) but are they all registered for vat? : Do they all run to the bank with that £20 Mrs Jones has just given them?...and yes Dave i agree, there are a lot of honest people out there.
I think richy came on with all good intentions asking for help when really he should have gone elsewhere, I think he knows that now and i hope he gets things sorted. I also believe this thread has run its course,   mods?

[windywashers]

this thred is better than sky hd

go ligit when you a have enough tornover to support youself

does everybody declair every penney earnt, some have, BVLLpoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think the taxman has bigger fish to catch than you

but you must start paying tax sometime

[Niall McAllister]

this thred is better than sky hd

go ligit when you a have enough tornover to support youself

does everybody declair every penney earnt, some have, BVLLpoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think the taxman has bigger fish to catch than you

but you must start paying tax sometime

I still don't get it, if you are a legit business, why would you not declare everything

[Helen]

this thred is better than sky hd

go ligit when you a have enough tornover to support youself

does everybody declair every penney earnt, some have, BVLLpoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think the taxman has bigger fish to catch than you

but you must start paying tax sometime

I still don't get it, if you are a legit business, why would you not declare everything

Neither do I get it either, but then we could just on in ever decreasing circles with this thread. Come on mods enough is enough lock it please

[Niall McAllister]

not untill we hear what the accountant said :

[windywashers]

ha ha,
so your saying you declair personal miles and all your cash??

[Niall McAllister]

are you confessing you don't

[windywashers]

no i dont declair everything like 99% of people here, and 99% of business that take cash, big or small.

i earn as much as i can to give my family a good lifestyle

[gerard mcmanus]

you are allowed to use you vehicle for some personal use, I dont get 100% of my petrol I put through becuase of personal use, so yes it is accounted for. Also yes every penny goes through, tips the lot. 

Its a pour world we live in when some think someone being honest is like seeing pigs fly.

[gerard mcmanus]

there is also a bit of a difference between taking a run to the shops and not working it in to your accounts that you've used some petrol, than not paying a thing for a year or letting the HMRC know your earning anying or paying ni either