[dustycorner]

Hi all,

Today i done my most unpleasant job ,once a month i clean the windows at a chicken poo power plant, the windows are caked in you know what and there rats running around. As for the smell its incredible gets right down your throat.

Cheers Mark.

[gaza]

My most unpleasant job is my own windows,Ipay a window cleaner,cus I TELL THE WIFE SHE WANTS THE JOB DONE PROPERLY

[s.hughes]

excellent I like the chicken poo

[rosskesava]

once a month i clean the windows at a chicken poo power plan

I thought we had some rubbishy jobs but that beats all.

[AuRavelling79]

Can't get anywhere near that Dusty......!

[windows_chepstow]

a chicken poo power plant,

What the Devil is one of those?  What happened to 'clean' nuclear power plants or the good old fashioned fossil fuel power stations?

So, what's the electrical output emitted by a power plant fuelled by 'chicken poo'?

This is a wind-up; I can't believe there is such a thing!

My worst job is cleaning the windows of a 'Hunter/Killer' nucular submarine.  It's  approx. 85 x 10 x 10 metres and weighs in the region of 5000 tons when submerged. An SSBN is larger at 150 x 13 x 12 metres and weighs in excess of 15000 tons. A London double-decker bus is 10 x 5 x 3 metres and weighs about 4 tons

And it's got loads of port hole windows down each side.

Bloody freezing to do in the winter; even with a wet suit and I have problems with salt water mixing with my GG4.  No problems doing the window corners though!

(Dusty started it!)

 

[AuRavelling79]

How'd you get that job, Tosh?

[dustycorner]

Hi Tosh,

Its not a wind up the company is called Fibropower, i dont know how but they use chicken poo to convert into energy.

Cheers Mark

[windows_chepstow]

Hi Tosh,

Its not a wind up the company is called Fibropower, i dont know how but they use chicken poo to convert into energy.

Cheers Mark

I'm genuinely surprised; I've never heard of such a thing!  Honest!  Crickey!  I'm off to Google for it!

I honestly thought you meant a 'Chicken Processing Factory'!

To MalcG:  I received the submarine job from an ex-forces contact.  They like the windows cleaned regularly, kept free from barnacles, just in case their sonar equipment goes down and they have to go 'visually manual'.

[dustycorner]

Just goes to show there is money wheres theres poo lol

Chees Mark

Have a good weekend all

[Grafters Cleaning Services]

picked up a new job today, 2 bed semi with small conservatory, i priced it at £9 per 4 weeks however it was so grotty not been cleaned for about 10 years i think, i told the lady it was so bad i would charge £29 for 1st clean and £9 thereafter, she was glad to pay it as she said she had trouble finding a window cleaner, i'm glad i charged her more as i had to do the tops twice with wfp as they were so bad, took me 45 mins to get it all clean.

[rockape]

wiping my own backside!!!!

[The Bear]

And it's got loads of port hole windows down each side.

Tosh,

Did you get the job because portholes are your standard? 

[karlosdaze]

[The Bear]

Wow, How do you keep your scrim dry

[Duke]

that looks great ! Diving and Cleaning......maybe turn up on the Bike...

[rosskesava]

How much gg4 do you add to the tank?

[AuRavelling79]

Would that be on a motorpike and sidecarp Duke?

[Duke]

yeah...that'll be it I reckon...lol....but what a great job !

[karlosdaze]

Its worse when I have to mop the floor, ........have to get my skates on.