OOOhhh, Gavin ( he says in a very squeeky girlie welsh voice) my hero!!!!
I used to get up at 4.30 int morning , half hour before i went to bed, and lick roard clean wit tongue!! ( he says in a stupid version of a yorkshire accent)
I scored the winning goal in the F A cup final at Wembley in 1986, in the 92nd minute, i lifted the cup to the screams of a hundred thousand million fans, all doing the mexican wave!! The queen hugged me and said that she wanted my babies, Philip said that he wanted them too!! I then went on to win wimbledon and win the ashes for England........and then i woke up to see gavin sleeping next to me saying........ that he was the only gay in the village