[keith rockman]

Hi guys. 
This is my first post so i thought i would ask something a bit more lighthearted than the norm.
On my very first morning window cleaning way back in 1976 aged 16 an old granny asked me if i would i like a cuppa, i said i would have to ask my boss who was at next doors, he came round and said listen lad there are 3 things you never refuse when cleaning windows, money & a cuppa, i said whats the third thing, he said i'm not telling you but if you are asked you will know what it is because you wont say no, over 30 years later and i still dont know the third thing, any idea's guys.
By the way my girlfreind doesn't use this site so all answers are safe. 

[gerard mcmanus]

By the way my girlfreind doesn't use this site so all answers are safe.

I think you just answered your own question 

[jouk45]

sex, the dirty old man meant lol 

[Clive McDonald]

Hi Kieth

Joe figured it out.

But i was wondering would your answer still be yes, yes, and yes, now. You have to take into account when next you will be able to pee for instance, and many of us do not take cash anyway because it simplifies things when employing and is clearer for the tax man;  as for the third a more professional approach would be to return when you have finished your round for the day (But before her old man gets home of course.).

what became of your mentor by the way, did he retire rich, or just shagged out?

[andyatkinson]

if you do go inside for the naughtys make sure you wear shoe covers

[martinsadie]

if you do go inside for the naughtys make sure you wear shoe covers

[bwoofie]

46 years old an you havnt worked it out? oh come on, probably why you only got a girlfriend and not a wife.

[martinsadie]

46 years old an you havnt worked it out? oh come on, probably why you only got a girlfriend and not a wife.

[john tomkins]

if you do go inside for the naughtys make sure you wear shoe covers

Much cheaper than condoms too, pity they slip off all too easy

[windowswashed]

if you do go inside for the naughtys make sure you wear shoe covers

Much cheaper than condoms too, pity they slip off all too easy

John, are you talking from experience. I take it you've got kids

[tomy jackson]

well the anser is yes no yes plez . but one dus wonder if you that dum 

[keith rockman]

Cheers guys. 
Looks like number 3 is the obvious answer then but over the years i have been offered some strange things, the strangest being a caravan.
The guy who offered it to me asked would i take it in return for a years free clean, it was a bit clapped out so i said no.
bwoofie, i had a wife for many a year until getting divorced in 98.
slumpbuster, my old mentor gave up window cleaning after a couple of years and went into the building trade so i bought his round off him with a loan off my dad and i have never looked back since. 
Have you guys been offered any strange things over the years, either in payment for your services or as a freebie.

[stig]

would the third one be  chocky biks...............cus i get them offered on a plate every day.................

[Londoner]

Years ago there was always a lot of the third thing on offer. That was in the days when most wives stayed at home all day.
My mate Steve was always disappearing, so much so we used to call him Lord Lucan.

I think these days I would prefer the chocky bix.

[dai]

The third thing is clean water, we never refused an offer for clean water, but that was before we used squeegees.

[elite mike]

as for the third thing ,ide  rather have a steak and kidney pie these days

[Dean Taberner]

Ive been offered a haircut by a customer,

The job is a £15 house so i politely refused.

Dean

[simon knight]

"I'm not around for the next clean....here's the money up front"

[andyatkinson]

do you think your boss did go into the building trade or do you think herpes actually got the better of him in the end?

[martinsadie]

do you think your boss did go into the building trade or do you think herpes actually got the better of him in the end?