Tosh how did you like Paisley thats my kneck of the woods.
Yes, it was fun; I was there as a squaddie during the firmen strikes.
The locals were great. They'd set fire to bins/cars/anything flamable, wait four hours for the army to find the fire and then chuck bricks us!
Two of my mates got a kicking whilst in uniform going to a video shop from a pack of the Paisleyites.
It reminded me of West Belfast during the troubles.
As for Eastkilbride, I've a Scotish half-sister who lives there with her mad husband whose a true 'Prod'. I haven't seen them in years; they're proper degenerates; very much like the Rab C Nesbit family.
When I'm in Glasgow, I feel almost middle-class.