[Klean07]

Some people really make me laugh with some of the excuses they give for not wanting windows cleaned. Here are some of the ones that I've experienced recently.
"Oh can you miss me this time I've just had drive block paved and don't want any water getting on it"

"Erm can we leave the windows this time because our relatives are here from Australia"

"Can you come back next week because my husband is in bed with the flu"

They must think we wcs are damn stupid or something.

[Alex Gardiner]

"Can we leave them this time because the wife and myself are clay-pigeon shooting"

We never called back (£50 a time barn conversion)

[Klean07]

 

[simon knight]

Can we leave it this time round as a spider has made her web in the corner of the living room window...I watched her make it and she worked so hard!

Never returned

Why don't people just say:  A bit short this month, can I skip it this time round?

I've been strapped for cash more times than I would care to remember so readily understand that clean windows aren't important compared to putting grub on the table or paying the mortgage/ rent.

I suppose it's a pride thing : with some people!

[Paul Coleman]

"Can we leave them this time because the wife and myself are Clay-Pigeon shooting"

We never called back (£50 a time barn conversion)

Well at least the clay pigeons wouldn't be able to poo on the windows   

[Londoner]

How about "I'm sorry mate but they really don't need doing" I had to agree with him.

[ftp]

Not today thank you - all the recent rain and bad weather has washed them clean. 

[lovewindows]

I do them myself ! Want to say well there minging thats why i knocked .

[Oakley Windows]

Can you leave it for two weeks as Im in!

[ftp]

Not today - I haven't cleaned the insides yet!
Also i had "not today can't you see i'm decorating the bedroom?"

[bluez]

Not today my husband is home and he thinks I do them myself

[elite mike]

had one say to me

you cannot do them today as i am going out  :

she,s history

[MopTop]

I had 1 say "I could squirt a hose on them myself" (about the wfp system). 

I said "ok then, you do that"  :

[cbcs]

I'm going to have to cancel, its not me its Bob. He says the house gets wet enough without you washing the windows.

[Neil Williams]

Not today thank you - all the recent rain and bad weather has washed them clean. 

Actually that is true. Rain water being pure enough to do the job.

[Neil Williams]

OK everyone ready for this. Honestly it's true.
"Can you give it a miss please because the CAT is not well"

Yes the world stopped because the cat wasn't feeling too well

[Neil Williams]

Matt.
No guesses which area this one came from.......Tadley

[Oakley Windows]

That would explain it!

I never knew you went out there too. You get about a bit dont you!!

BTW Neil Happy Christmas to you and you better half if I dont see you before. Hope next year is good and prosperous for you both.

Matt

[Neil Williams]

BTW Neil Happy Christmas to you and you better half if I dont see you before. Hope next year is good and prosperous for you both.

Same to you Matt.
We only a few there now, all located before you reach the swimming pool roundabout. After that point the brain cells diminish at an alarming rate the closer you get to the Atomic Weapons Establishment

[Oakley Windows]

They have brain cells to diminish?