lol sean, you've got it soooooooo wrong
a young lad near me said he wanted a bit of work, so i said ok mate ill give you a couple of days cash in hand to see if it works out, general duties, carrying the bucket, putting tickets through the doors, and just basically watching us work with the intention of realising if the job was for him. great he said, then i said ok pal ill bung you £40 a day whilst on light duties. his reply was i wouldnt get out of bed for less than 70 quid a day

this isn't the first time, ive had young lads say similar on numerous occasions.
the way i see it, if someone is out of work its because they are too bloody lazy!
apart from the few exceptions the unlucky people who get laid off through no fault of their own