[ftp]

Ring the bell, "oh hello have you come to give me a quote for the conservatory?" - no, i've come to collect my money. "you haven't done it yet" - i have! "you haven't!" - i have! "when?" - three weeks ago "doesn't look any different! Anyway you can't have done it because i was away and the gate was locked" - go and have a look it's spotless (green minging mess before). "how did you get in then?" - i climbed up one ladder and down the other one  : "I told you i wanted it done after my holiday" - no you didn't you asked for a quote and when i quoted you said i'm not paying that! Then you asked me to clean it two weeks later because you said you couldn't get anyone else to do it and i told you to wait a couple of weeks because i was busy.
Woman slams the door then goes upstairs to look out the back window, comes back down "well i'm not happy that you climbed over my fence!"
Finally paid up - daft cow!

[elite mike]

thats good

she sounds like a right one

have you binned her

[Chris Galloway]

Ive started txt messaging (to their landlines) my custies the night before, and then again after i done the windows along with a slip to say ive done them. Making use of my free txt messages

Any new custy i alway give them a T&C's sheet which explains that i will climb over the gate if its safe to do so. If they are not happy with that then they are to let me know. Its up to them then if they read it, but all the info is there for them to read about how i do my duties.

[EVER CLEAN]

sounds like she isnt getting any ..... if you know wot i mean

[mistersqueegee]

If you don't bin her I'd at least get paid up front.

[Wayne Thomas]

sounds like she isnt getting any ..... if you know wot i mean

you could be right or it could be her time of month

[gerard mcmanus]

Nahh, I'd just bin her, sounds like she has wasted too much of your time already. There's plenty more decet people you can do business with.

Gerard