Yup, I had a shop. I used to do it fortnightly.
One day I turned up and there was this other guy cleaning the windows. At first I thought 'Oh, sod it, if he wants someone else then he can have someone else'.
Anyway I got out and went into the shop to ask what was going on, as Id been doing his windows regular as clockwork for about 3 years. He said he used this other guy fortnightly and me fortnightly, but we alternated.
I looked at him, couldnt believe it.
Up until then he was the only custy I had who felt the need to have 2 cleaners.
Why?
I mean how does that transpire?
You have a cleaner and then another one knocks on your door and asks if you have a regular cleaner.
Either you do or you dont??
Surely some people dont think ....well, yeah I have a regular cleaner but you know what, I think Ill be a real plonker here, and get me another one, he can do alternate weeks to cleaner #1!!