[bwoofie]

I was up my ladders cleaning windows today minding my own business, when every so often i kept hearing Pffft- Pffft-Dink, thought nothiing of it until I put ladders up to the next upstairs window and climbed up em.
There it was again- Pffft-Pffft-Dink! I looked round, and a street away I caught some little git withdrawing an air-rifle back into his bedroom window- he was taking pot shots at me the little sod!
Well I called him a name, not suitable for this forum but accusing him of being born out of wedlock
Next minute his knuckle-dragger of a father (well I presume it was)shouted Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there?

[darragh windows]

I was up my ladders cleaning windows today minding my own business, when every so often i kept hearing Pffft- Pffft-Dink, thought nothiing of it until I put ladders up to the next upstairs window and climbed up em.
There it was again- Pffft-Pffft-Dink! I looked round, and a street away I caught some little git withdrawing an air-rifle back into his bedroom window- he was taking pot shots at me the little sod!
Well I called him a name, not suitable for this forum but accusing him of being born out of wedlock
Next minute his knuckle-dragger of a father (well I presume it was)shouted Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there?

i was up a ladder a few years back ,three story ladder with a standoff bracket on it brother and dad was on the inside or round the other side it was a large glass porch of a museum in the middle of a town centre and some we b------- came out of nowhere and started shaking the bottem of the ladder there was no one else around as it was a sunday and i couldnt get down the ladder quick enough hate to think what i would have done if i had of got my hands on him ,he was no older than 12

[KLEEN-ZONE]

I would of called the cops.  

[darragh windows]

i should have ,i think i was more shocked and he was out of sight before i even got down i guess thats why you should have someone foot the ladder especially at that height

[Rob.Hall]

Tipical!

Good job it was not an oozy! you might not be around to tell the story!!

[bwoofie]

That proves my point then- if I had got a 60ft pole instead of being trad- I could have speared him,or given him a bit of Vikan whiplash lol

[[GQC] Tim]

That proves my point then- if I had got a 60ft pole instead of being trad- I could have speared him,or given him a bit of Vikan whiplash lol

Vikan Sill brush should do nicely. 

[Londoner]

I would have phoned the police. you got away ok but the next person might lose an eye.

[Scrimble]

i would have rang the police, i know someone who got a suspended prison sentence for shooting someone with an air rifle

[dai]

I went down to my boat the other night, when I looked in my tender it was full of stones, the kids had been enjoying themselves seeing who could get a stone into it.
I removed the stones and when I was half way out to my moored boat I noticed I was sinking.
I managed to reach the boat and pulled the tender on to it, one of the stones had put a hole through the bottom. I came back in with an old tea towel wedged in the hole.
The bit of fun they were having could have cost me my life.

[Tosh]

Oi! who`s upsettin my lad then?
There was no point in arguing the toss was there?

No, but you should still phone the police and have a chat.

[johnny_h]

call the police