Kids at in laws.License to drink like a bloke that when he says how do you do it sounds like a crocodiles last breath.
Jason, you are probably on 27th shandy bass (seeing a a real beer turns you into peter Sutcliffe) and Mike, you are running out of witty jokes because you are drinking real beer that means the different sections of your brain that allow systematic coherence have fallen out because one corner feels another should have contributed to the cab fair, another corner (the ugly one) has fallen out with another because it pulled a bird with ease that you have been eyeing all night and another one because despite he's a fat, sweaty, bling wearing, sexist is earning more money (channe4 racing) than your real section (conscience) he earns 8 times more than you