I had a situation on a "better" estate on
my patch where I was accused of leaving the gate open and letting the dog out!
I told the woman to "_____ off!"
Then her three mates moaned because:-
1. I trampled her prize roses! Yep! On purpose cuz I caught my hose on a thorn!
2. I peeed in the fishpond. Yeah ... and?
3. I put a bill in for £20 when I supposedly told her £15 - well, who doeasn't try it on from time to time? Eh?
Anyway some guy called Kirky (AKA beam me up Scotty) does 'em now!
I don't care - this is Sheffield and I can always go back to the steel industry!
Muppet!