[groundhog]

You probobly winked at them lol.

So you did see my wink then mate!! 

[sjm]

I now know that's not true - kingdom halls (JW church as you put it) don't have windows! 

j/k!

Well this one did, I have no reason to lie about it!! I may drive past it tomorrow, if I do, I will take a photo so you can see! Why would they not have windows?? 

I just find it hard to believe!
"Do unto others as you would want them to do to you"
Treat people with fairness and respect... would be a newer way of saying it!
Come on peace loving people don't just mob someone in the street!

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses and I find your comment offensive!

It doesn't mean I am going to hunt you down and thrash you!
Love you man, we are all bro's  (that's what a hippy would say I guess!)

Not sure if that was aimed at me or not? but I was simply telling a true story, I did not ask them to attack me, but they did!!! I assume someone had thrown a stone through their church window, and when they ran out me and my mate just happened to be walking past and they assumed it was us, they attacked and threatened to kill us! No joke, this is true! Women then came out of the church and calmed the situation down. I have nothing against jw's at all, I just don't like being attacked! They were very lucky their wives turned up when they did I can tell you!!!!  

Think this was aimed at me , not you groundhog LOL

[groundhog]

How many jws do you think Graham could have taken out ?  ( without his pole )

There was 8 of them I reckon, and 2 of us, 4 each would not have been a problem I promise!! If I'd had my pole I would have taken them all on single handed!!! Just like my old hero Monkey! remember him?  

[NWH]

You probobly winked at them lol.

So you did see my wink then mate!! 

lol i did Graham and the more i watch your vids the more you make me grin.It`s the trotting to the the pole when you`ve just turned the water on that gets me lol.

[groundhog]

Think this was aimed at me , not you groundhog Lol

It wasn't you who threw the stone was it Jonah? 

[groundhog]

lol i did Graham and the more i watch your vids the more you make me grin.It`s the trotting to the the pole when you`ve just turned the water on that gets me lol.

I'm glad I make you laugh!! I really can't wait for your video, now that really should be a laugh!!! 

[sjm]

Think this was aimed at me , not you groundhog Lol

It wasn't you who threw the stone was it Jonah? 

No more bible quotes from me , tempting as it is with that comment lol 

[groundhog]

No more bible quotes from me , tempting as it is with that comment lol 

Oh go on mate, it's only a bit of fun!! 

[Pj]

Anyway, I thought I'd sum up so far...

Groundhog is a bit traumatised by a childhood experience when a group of JWs bashed him up (there were at least 2/3/4/5/6/7 8 of them

But revenge is a dish best served cold, so he is going to wash their buildings (cos they don't have windows) with a harris pole.

Shiner, has bared his soul, purged himself of all connections with Decorators poles and is modestly willing to delete all the aforementioned rubbish when Admin begs someone/anyone!!! to fill up the boots of the absent Trevor Knight

Malc has been truly trousered

Meanwhile the amnesty forum chat continues ungoverned and ungovernable

[sjm]

I love the posts on here    There are some really intelligent people cleaning windows , and when they post comments on here , I have lots of respect for them ( and I havnt even met them )  All I would say to people posting and replying on here is this . . . . . . . . Dont take it too seriously !  Have a laugh and a joke , and if somone makes a dodgy comment - Havnt we all ? 

[groundhog]

I have forgiven the jw's for attacking me all those years ago, but I wish they would stop knocking on my door and preaching to me every other week, and then getting all shirty when I point out that I believe in Darwin's theory of evolution! 

[Art]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

[groundhog]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

Google it Art me old mate, it would be a lot easier!! Surely you must have learned about natural selection at school? or are you trying to test me? 

[mark dew]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

 
Oh, is that the time already? Gotta be up early.....  blah blah blah.

There must be something in it, but JW's doorknocking is a marketing disater for them in my opinion.
My experience of them is 100% hard sell usually with an emotive angle, like sticking their poor young kids in front of them cos it tugs on my heart strings to see the childs face almost wincing for the brush off that they know will most likely come.
I resent having to be rude when politely pointing out a lack of interest fails to sink in.

[Art]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

Google it Art me old mate, it would be a lot easier!! Surely you must have learned about natural selection at school? or are you trying to test me? 

  Sorry mate i was extracting the urine, i just wanted to see what you would say  and yes i did learn about natural selection and your spot on   

[groundhog]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

Google it Art me old mate, it would be a lot easier!! Surely you must have learned about natural selection at school? or are you trying to test me? 

  Sorry mate i was extracting the urine, i just wanted to see what you would say  and yes i did learn about natural selection and your spot on   

No probs Art, I like to use the Darwin line because the jw who reguarly knocks on my door gets very offended by it, and accuses me of suggesting that she is descended from monkeys!!!    its very entertaining!!!! 

[mark dew]

Graham, would you like to explain Darwins theory as i would be really interested if you could explain it please?

Google it Art me old mate, it would be a lot easier!! Surely you must have learned about natural selection at school? or are you trying to test me? 

  Sorry mate i was extracting the urine, i just wanted to see what you would say  and yes i did learn about natural selection and your spot on   

No probs Art, I like to use the Darwin line because the jw who reguarly knocks on my door gets very offended by it, and accuses me of suggesting that she is descended from monkeys!!!    its very entertaining!!!! 

You've got a way with the women groundhog.
Pay peanus and get monkeys. 

[Moderator David@stives]

Lets keep this on track please dont use it to have a knock at JW.

Any more comments like Mark Dews last one then it almost certainly will get deleted

[windowwashers]

Lets keep this on track please dont use it to have a knock at JW.

Any more comments like Mark Dews last one then it almost certainly will get deleted

I am highly surprised this post was not locked/deleted long ago  :

[sjm]

Lets keep this on track please dont use it to have a knock at JW.

Any more comments like Mark Dews last one then it almost certainly will get deleted

Shouldnt you be on your first job Dave ? Not slacking I hope