1. when working on a ladder you must be chained indefinately to it
2. you must phsically live with the ladder for more than 3 years of your life
3. the ladder must accept YOU as its master, and obbey you in every rule put forward by yourself
4. if the ladder dissobeys you in any way, then it must be melted down immedietly, and then never be included in the 'ladder' metal industy again
5. what the fu<k is wrong with you?