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Tim Rose
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Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 06:15:01 pm »
Talking about throwing eggs at customers windows when they don't pay, what do you pay for
half a dozen free range eggs?
COOP eggs are £1.55, but local grocers are 70p.
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xxmattyxx
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January 20, 2008, 06:16:00 pm »
I'd imagine this'll be deleted
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jouk45
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January 20, 2008, 06:17:06 pm »
keep a hen its cheaper
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pootwo
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Re: Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 06:27:49 pm »
smash the eeg in a rag & give it a good rub rund in the cloth & mix yok & wihit keping shell in rag , then every window all 4 corners & any thing in beetwen no pont in doing bath window cant see out of it any way ,
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L.J.Thorpe
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Re: Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 06:30:03 pm »
i have said this before and at the risk of having it deleted and /or being banned keep a couple of drums of waste water for bad payers .Egging windows could get your collar felt i could be wrong but it might be classed as "criminal damage" in this (PC) day and age,however if you wash their windows with waste water from your ro it will make a right mess you can then put your ticket through the door and wait and see what happens
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pootwo
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January 20, 2008, 06:31:30 pm »
sorry i shud have iuse out date eegs only 1 per hous
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pootwo
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January 20, 2008, 06:41:20 pm »
post a 4 poster on windows large leters big enuf to see from st ,window cleners dont work for nothing so please window clener , old bill no problem as it is cival mater tried and tested with old bill as u not damaging the window both metheds tried and tested
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pootwo
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Reply #7 on:
January 20, 2008, 07:18:46 pm »
HEAD LINES SUN NEWS PAPER SKIP OWNER OF COMPENY NOT BEAN PAYED DUMT A SKIP FULL ON LAWN UP SHOT CIVEL MATER A TRUE STORY SO OLD BILL MAY HUF & PUF
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Tim Rose
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Re: Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 08:12:00 pm »
There are some twisted minds on this forum, all we need now is PJ to chip in and make us feel guilty!
I was just watning to know how much you pay for half a dozen eggs where you live.
I don't care if you chuck em at custies windows or rub the congealed mixture all over your nipples and get aardvarks to lick it off, or even make an omlette!
How much for half a dozen blinking eggs?
PJ, your opinion on this eggstremley important matter? (batter?)
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Pj
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Re: Eggs
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Reply #9 on:
January 20, 2008, 08:28:37 pm »
I would suggest you cut out the middle man.
Forget the eggs
Throw a few frozen chickens, no one wants them anymore anway!
Thanks to I'm a celebrity big chef Withinstooljamieskatingonicegordonbennetdancexfactoroliver get me out of here.
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Tim Rose
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January 20, 2008, 08:32:21 pm »
Frozen chickens? I think you should put them in woolens first!
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Pj
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Reply #11 on:
January 20, 2008, 08:45:55 pm »
Its 14 degrees here man!
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Tim Rose
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Reply #12 on:
January 20, 2008, 08:46:34 pm »
LOL!
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pootwo
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Reply #13 on:
January 20, 2008, 09:42:39 pm »
WICH CAME FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN
?? OR CHICKEN OR EEG
?
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m.b.s.
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January 20, 2008, 10:12:02 pm »
Quote from: pootwo on January 20, 2008, 09:42:39 pm
WICH CAME FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN
?? OR CHICKEN OR EEG
?
thats a good question my son came home with this the other day
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L.J.Thorpe
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Re: Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 10:16:58 pm »
can he spell
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m.b.s.
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January 20, 2008, 10:47:17 pm »
Quote from: L.J.Thorpe on January 20, 2008, 10:16:58 pm
can he spell
hope thats not a dig at me
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L.J.Thorpe
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Re: Eggs
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January 20, 2008, 10:57:06 pm »
Quote from: pootwo on January 20, 2008, 09:42:39 pm
WICH CAME FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN
?? OR CHICKEN OR EEG
?
nah
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Niall McAllister
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January 20, 2008, 11:43:08 pm »
which came first, chicken or egg?
evolution says the egg, it is a single cell.
creation says chicken, as God created the animals.
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and going back to original point. don't waste the egg, be nice, people hate that when they want trouble, and you don't damage your rep.
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Tim Rose
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Reply #19 on:
January 21, 2008, 06:15:36 am »
The original point was how much do eegs* cost where you live?
* New spelling for that olde English word, 'egg', now no longer in use.
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