[Tim Rose]

Talking about throwing eggs at customers windows when they don't pay, what do you pay for
half a dozen free range eggs?


COOP eggs are £1.55, but local grocers are 70p.

[xxmattyxx]

I'd imagine this'll be deleted 

[jouk45]

keep a hen its cheaper 

[pootwo]

 smash the eeg in a rag & give it a good rub rund in the cloth & mix yok & wihit keping shell in rag , then every window all 4 corners & any thing in beetwen no pont in  doing bath window cant see out of it any way ,

[L.J.Thorpe]

i have said this before and at the risk of having it deleted and /or being banned keep a couple of drums of waste water for bad payers .Egging windows could get your collar felt i could be wrong but it  might be classed as "criminal damage" in this (PC) day and age,however if you wash their windows with waste water from your ro it will make a right mess you can then put your ticket through the door and wait and see what happens

[pootwo]

sorry i shud have iuse out date eegs  only 1 per hous

[pootwo]

post a 4 poster on windows  large leters big enuf to see from st ,window cleners dont work for nothing  so please  window clener , old bill no problem as it is cival mater tried and tested with old bill  as u not damaging the window  both metheds tried and tested 

[pootwo]

HEAD LINES SUN NEWS PAPER SKIP OWNER OF COMPENY NOT BEAN PAYED DUMT A SKIP FULL ON LAWN  UP SHOT  CIVEL MATER  A TRUE STORY SO OLD BILL MAY HUF & PUF

[Tim Rose]

There are some twisted minds on this forum, all we need now is PJ to chip in and make us feel guilty!

I was just watning to know how much you pay for half a dozen eggs where you live.

I don't care if you chuck em at custies windows or rub the congealed mixture all over your nipples and get aardvarks to lick it off, or even make an omlette!

How much for half a dozen blinking eggs?

PJ, your opinion on this eggstremley important matter?  (batter?)

[Pj]

I would suggest you cut out the middle man.

Forget the eggs

Throw a few frozen chickens, no one wants them anymore anway!

Thanks to I'm a celebrity big chef Withinstooljamieskatingonicegordonbennetdancexfactoroliver get me out of here.

[Tim Rose]

Frozen chickens? I think you should put them in woolens first!

[Pj]

Its 14 degrees here man!

[Tim Rose]

LOL!

[pootwo]

WICH CAME  FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN ??  OR CHICKEN OR EEG  ?

[m.b.s.]

WICH CAME  FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN ??  OR CHICKEN OR EEG  ?

thats a good question my son came home with this the other day

[L.J.Thorpe]

can he spell

[m.b.s.]

can he spell

hope thats not a dig at me

[L.J.Thorpe]

WICH CAME FIRST THE EEG OR CHICKEN ?? OR CHICKEN OR EEG ?

nah

[Niall McAllister]

which came first, chicken or egg?
evolution says the egg, it is a single cell.
creation says chicken, as God created the animals.
 : :

and going back to original point. don't waste the egg, be nice, people hate that when they want trouble, and you don't damage your rep.

[Tim Rose]

The original point was how much do eegs* cost where you live?




* New spelling for that olde English word, 'egg', now no longer in use.