I was just thinking maybe some of those little pots of marmalade for the men and something frilly for the ladies. Gift set sort of thing to encourage customer loyalty.No more than £20 each say.
£20.00 EACH ? ? ? !!!
You are completely stark raving bonkers woman !!!
I can just see half my OAP women custys trying to squeeze into a frilly little number curtesy of the window-cleaner
This is what my average custy looks like, she might appreciate someone cutting her grass, but stockings and suspenders ? ? ? na....
She's gorgeous...
I know, Im off to Marks and Spencers shortly, buy her a box set of frillies (what ever that is !!)
forget M&S, she deserves something tacky from ann summers
She's already got a butt plug if thats what your thinking.
Yup, like I said, you are bonkers.
I would have thought an icontinence pad might be more appropriate, hwoever if you have £20.00 to fritter on each one of your custys, I can just see their faces,
Rosy: 'Hello Missus Evans'
Missus Evans: 'Hello Rosy, thankyou for doing my windows, they look lovely.'
Rosy: 'Thankyou Missus Evans, Im glad your pleased. As a festive gesture of goodwill an' all that, I thought I'd buy you a box of incontinence pants, here you are, Merry Christmas. See you in the New Year, bye'