[Village Gleam]

Feen should win. That is one of the worst attempts at poem that I have ever read. Web and fed?

[Feen]

Thanks Mr Solubility, I'll take support wherever I get it

[windowwashers]

The reason I should win this comp is clear
I clean windows far and near
That's all you need to know
But to Joe Public I need to strike a blow.

They see me on the street
And sometimes come up to greet
But I need to be seen on the web
If my children are to be well fed.

Your entry is In.

Good Luck 

[Village Gleam]

I was wondering, do you need a panel of well established and respected prominent forum members to help with the judgeing?
Thought not.
Well how about the next best thing- you pick the best four entries- then without attaching names post the salient bit and we can poll for the winner.

[windowwashers]

I was wondering, do you need a panel of well established and respected prominent forum members to help with the judgeing?
Thought not.
Well how about the next best thing- you pick the best four entries- then without attaching names post the salient bit and we can poll for the winner.

I will be having a few judges aswell as me (they will read the posts on the forums . I would not put the details on here cause everyone could just read the posts  :

[Village Gleam]

You'll need a celebrity to announce the prize then, eh?

Say, someone hot?

I have someone in mind, and it's not Squeakies Duck

[Village Gleam]

I thought you might think I was suggesting myself- and you might counter by saying if I had mentioned texas girl......

But no, I was thinking of Luke actually.

[windowwashers]

get in your entry before the closing date.

free website designed, domain name, hosting, email and marketing,

1 winner,  get your details in today answer the question yes that you have insurance, add a reply on here why you think you should win, then email your details to comp@windowwashers.co.uk

good luck to all that have already entered and the new people that enter some one will will this package and will be contacted from details email to us within 24 hours of the comp closing.

 A gift from www.windowwashers.co.uk for Christmas 

[windowwashers]

We see no comps on here. So We are starting one now,

To Enter

 all you have to do is tell us the reason why we should pick you as the winner for a new web site with a reply on this post
  once you have added your relpy on here, you have to email your name, telephone number and address to: comp@windowwashers.co.uk
to be a valid entry
 please include your ciu user name, if you do not email your details you will not be entered to the comp: N.B details will only be used by Ian Wicks at windowwashers for contacting you
this comp is on 2 other forums aswell. details of other forums can be emailed if needbe so you can check on your competition.

this is open to traditional window cleaners
and water fed pole window cleaners

everyone is equal, and all have a fair chance.

total web design cost will be £0.00.

comp will end 5th december 2007 at 11:59 pm

anyone that is a window cleaner can enter, all you have to do is answer the next question as a yes and add reply why you think you should win on here



Do you have public liability Insurance ?
this will be checked before winner is announced.

GOOD LUCK ALL

LESS THAN 60 hours left to enter for a website that cost you £0.00 and it is free to enter.

[windowwashers]

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[Village Gleam]

So is this the closing date or are you announcing the winner?

[windowwashers]

will be announced asap after close within 48 hours, have to check all the new entries ect, hopefully will be dont this time tomorrow.


LESS THAN 4 HOURS LEFT TO GET IN YOUR REASON WHY YOU SHOULD WIN , YEP THAT SIMPLE.

Ian

[m.b.s.]

lets hope santawashers is kind to me this year

[Captain Scarlet]

I dont need a site as I'm buidling one at the moment but here is a poem anyway:

All my old schoolmates think I'm a looser
I'm window cleaning, there in the booser
I take home in an hour what they take in a day
"stupid window cleaner looser", thats what they say
They see me on the street with my poles
Off to catch a bus to get there doles
They point and laugh at my orange van
I dont see them cruising with their driving ban
I work with my waterproof jacket
Their laffin, I take home a packet!!!

And before you say, I know its rubbish!!!

[m.b.s.]

heres one for you ian
MANY YEARS AGO
WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND SHY
I HAD A WINDOW CLEANER
WHO WAS A LITTLE SLY

HE HAD MORE ON HIS MIND
THAN CLEANING PANES OF GLASS
AND FANCIED HIS CHANCES
WITH THIS YOUNG AND PRETTY LASS

THE WINDOWS HE WOULD CLEAN
UNTIL THEY SPARKLED AND SHINED
BUT THIS LITTLE ROGUE
HAD DECEPTION IN MIND

HE THOUGHT IT VERY CLEVER
WHILST I WAS OUT OF VIEW
TO LEAVE THE BATHROOM WINDOW
WITHOUT A LICK OR TWO

SHY I MAY HAVE BEEN
BUT SILLY I WAS NOT
I PLOTTED TO CATCH OUT
THIS DECEITFUL LITTLE CLOT

CHOOSING A RED LIPSTICK
TO THE LOO I FLED
PAINTING A SMILE ON THE PANE
“I'LL CATCH HIM RED HANDED” I SAID

RETURNING THAT EVENING
THE SMILE LEFT MY FACE
FOR THERE ON THE WINDOW
WAS MY LIPSTICK GRIMMACE

IT DIDN’T TAKE LONG
FOR THE TOE RAG TO APPEAR
LOOKING FOR PAYMENT
WEARING A SNEER

I GRABBED HIM BY THE HAND
AND YANKED HIM THROUGH THE DOOR
NOW IT WAS TIME
TO SETTLE THE SCORE

HIS LITTLE LEGS RAN
AT A GREAT PACE
CHASING ME UP THE STAIRS
WITH A GRIN UPON HIS FACE

I KNEW THAT HE THOUGHT
HIS CHARM HAD PAID OFF
BUT IT WAS MY PLANS THAT
WERE ABOUT PAY OFF

I LUNGED INTO THE BATHROOM
AND TURNED TO LOOK AT HIM
DEMANDED WHY MY WINDOW
STILL WORE A SILLY GRIN

HIS BEAM LEFT HIS FACE
HE’D BEEN RUMBLED HE KNEW
SO OFF DOWN THE STAIRS
HIS LITTLE LEGS FLEW

OUT THROUGH THE DOOR
JUMPED INTO HIS VAN
THAT’S THE LAST I SAW
OF THAT SILLY YOUNG MAN

[Village Gleam]

Are the poems tie breakers?

Luke's is good, but the values are a bit shallow.

Mbs has narrative which is unusual, but as he can't normaly even spell 'does' so, did he write it?

[windowwashers]

Congratulations to M.B.S.
You have won a free website from Window Washers.


There is also a runner up prize, this person should receive an email in the next 48 hours.

please allow or add info@windowwashers.co.uk to your contacts.



I will start another competition in the new year and this one will have a twist.

Thank you to the people that took the time to enter the comp.

Best wishes

Ian Wicks