[jeff1]

Today  one of my good  customers asked me to clean the Little pig? in her garden  : I did it as a freebie, or should I say I got the Boss to do it,  but whats the strangest thing you have been asked to clean, and maybe charged for.

[m.b.s.]

your allowed back on then jeff good for you m8

[xxmattyxx]

Yesterday, I was doing a big place I do, (£95.00 Georgian gaff) when the owner came out she said in her hoytee toytee way 'Excuse me, have you seen theres a dead rabbit on the patio', I says 'Yess....?', she says 'How brave are you feeling?'

I says '?' 

She says 'Might you need a shovel?', I says 'Yes, I would', she says' Theres one in the childrens sand-pit, a pink plastic one',

I says 'Havent you got a gardeners shovel?', she says 'I think theres one in the shed but its locked', I think to myself 'And youo havent got a key !! ?'

Anyway, I went for my lunch and came back, the rabbit was gone, I think the Halloween witch took it 



Not exactly a cleaning request, but puzzling all the same, I might look like Baldrick, I was thinking all along, but theres no need to speak to me as if I really am him 

[jeff1]

your allowed back on then jeff good for you m8

It was Joe who got locked out not me, if I get locked out once I wouldn't come back.

[jeff1]

Yesterday, I was doing a big place I do, (£95.00 Georgian gaff) when the owner came out she said in her hoytee toytee way 'Excuse me, have you seen theres a dead rabbit on the patio', I says 'Yess....?', she says 'How brave are you feeling?'

I says '?' 

She says 'Might you need a shovel?', I says 'Yes, I would', she says' Theres one in the childrens sand-pit, a pink plastic one',

I says 'Havent you got a gardeners shovel?', she says 'I think theres one in the shed but its locked', I think to myself 'And youo havent got a key !! ?'

Anyway, I went for my lunch and came back, the rabbit was gone, I think the Halloween witch took it 



Not exactly a cleaning request, but puzzling all the same, I might look like Baldrick, I was thinking all along, but theres no need to speak to me as if I really am him 

Don't talk to me about witches I hate them 

[m.b.s.]

sorry jeff thought it was youm8

[GAZZA B]

On Monday when I was cleaning this woman’s house, I was asked to clean the horse box at the back of the house, good money. When I had finished she said that is the cleanest it has ever been, can you do it every time you come? Yes please

Gazza

[jeff1]

On Monday when I was cleaning this woman’s house, I was asked to clean the horse box at the back of the house, good money. When I had finished she said that is the cleanest it has ever been, can you do it every time you come? Yes please

Gazza

Its when she starts to ask you to clean the horse, you can start to worry!

[Kwackers]

Why, i bet they'd come up well with some Pure, TFR and WFP actually, neeeehhh.

I was asked to clean a tree for my mates dad, i told him it would either blow off the bark or go furry....£25 for 30 mins of tree trunk cleaning!

[Jason Atwell]

A drunk woman asked me to clean her you know what, (down below) I say drunk could quite easily of been drugs, i just dint reply!!!

[Tosh]

A drunk woman asked me to clean her you know what, (down below) I say drunk could quite easily of been drugs, i just dint reply!!!

I'd have declined the job offer on the basis that I'd left my fourteen-inch-squeeqie at home.

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Anyway, the strangest thing I've ever cleaned were a pair of boots belonging to a Leutenant Colonel (the Commanding Officer), when I was in jail.  He just dropped them off at the guard room and said to the Guard Commander that he'd pick 'em up the following morning.

Finding this task demeaning; I abused his boots.  I won't tell you how exactly, but it took a took a lot of imagination and a 'right handed work-out to a Cindy Crawford keep fit video'.

The git.

[Sir Squeaky]

A drunk woman asked me to clean her you know what, (down below) I say drunk could quite easily of been drugs, i just dint reply!!!

I'd have declined the job offer on the basis that I'd left my fourteen-inch-squeeqie at home.

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Anyway, the strangest thing I've ever cleaned were a pair of boots belonging to a Leutenant Colonel (the Commanding Officer), when I was in jail.  He just dropped them off at the guard room and said to the Guard Commander that he'd pick 'em up the following morning.

Finding this task demeaning; I abused his boots.  I won't tell you how exactly, but it took a took a lot of imagination and a 'right handed work-out to a Cindy Crawford keep fit video'.

The git.

[Wayne Thomas]

Dustbin lorries all the time and they really aren't joking about it either. Also high side juggernauts.

[jeff1]

A drunk woman asked me to clean her you know what, (down below) I say drunk could quite easily of been drugs, i just dint reply!!!

I'd have declined the job offer on the basis that I'd left my fourteen-inch-squeeqie at home.

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Anyway, the strangest thing I've ever cleaned were a pair of boots belonging to a Leutenant Colonel (the Commanding Officer), when I was in jail.  He just dropped them off at the guard room and said to the Guard Commander that he'd pick 'em up the following morning.

Finding this task demeaning; I abused his boots.  I won't tell you how exactly, but it took a took a lot of imagination and a 'right handed work-out to a Cindy Crawford keep fit video'.

The git.

Thats a clasic Tosh, I've heard of spit and polish but never ? (fill in the gaps your selfs)

As for Jasons reply, I would now take this type of work on,   as I now have a petrol pressure washer and a 25' lance 

I was asked the other day if I wanted to change my grandaughters nappy I replied to my daughter, I don't mind, but hang on while I set my lance and pressure washer up.

[Nathanael Jones]

I got asked to change some lightbulbs today. She'd somehow managed to pull at them, removing the glass bulb, but leaving the metal bits stuck in the sockets. Only took me 5 minutes to do, didn't even need a stepladder. I wasn't going to charge her any extra, but she insisted I take a €20 note!!
 

[Paul Coleman]

I ended up cleaning a load of green gunge from a garden marquee once.  It was pre-WFP so I used my Unger pole and applicator.  Took ages but came up OK.  A few visits later I got ripped off for the window cleaning money.  Stinking rich pair of whotsits too.
Another odd job I got as a one off was fdrom an ice cream man.  Baking hot Summer's day so I went to get a cone from him.  He got me to wash his windscreen and gave me a free ice cream   

[M & C Window Cleaning]

On Monday when I was cleaning this woman’s house, I was asked to clean the horse box at the back of the house, good money. When I had finished she said that is the cleanest it has ever been, can you do it every time you come?

I just read this post out to my other half and she came back quick as a flash: "Doesn't sound like a very stable job."

Oh dear, Oh dear!

Seriously though, I used to regularly clean large sets of mirror wardrobes for two custies a few years back 'cause they couldn't get them smear free themselves.

[Cleaner Windows]

I got a call the other day to ask if we'd be up for earning £30 for getting a cat out of a tree 30 feet up, so we went there and as soon as we put the ladder up to the nearest branch the cat sh*t it self and jumped down lol, so we got £30 for doing hardly anything

[Cleaner Windows]

A drunk woman asked me to clean her you know what, (down below) I say drunk could quite easily of been drugs, i just dint reply!!!

I'd have declined the job offer on the basis that I'd left my fourteen-inch-squeeqie at home.

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Anyway, the strangest thing I've ever cleaned were a pair of boots belonging to a Leutenant Colonel (the Commanding Officer), when I was in jail.  He just dropped them off at the guard room and said to the Guard Commander that he'd pick 'em up the following morning.

Finding this task demeaning; I abused his boots.  I won't tell you how exactly, but it took a took a lot of imagination and a 'right handed work-out to a Cindy Crawford keep fit video'.

The git.

lmao 

[LWC]

i used to half to clean one of those wall butterly things, was annoying when i was trad...dont go there anymore anyway