[Davew]

Will be as a weatherman. It must be the easiest job in the world. Just spout off a load of garbage about sunny spells and maybe a few showers and it's done - easy peasy!
................... It's p*ssing down yet again 

[Village Gleam]

This winter is to be cold and dry the weathermen have said so.

The summer just gone was to be hot, hot ,hot. Of course it was the wettest since records began.

It always gives me a warm feeling when around christmass and the new year in a spate of programmes on all channels, the weathermen congratulate themselves on their ever increasing 90% plus accuracy.