[Elgin Sparrowhawk]

How many of you believe this guy is for real? :

[Jake]

Well, he's not for real now, he has been turned into a toad!

[Elgin Sparrowhawk]

Well it might have been riveting for some, but not me!

[Jake]

It was just a light hearted take on a problem customer, thats all mate, just a bit of fun.....and....it made I larf !

[Elgin Sparrowhawk]

And all at the customers expence

[Jake]

This particular customer sounded so bad, she deserved it!!!!!

[Elgin Sparrowhawk]

Not very profesional in my mind

[Jake]

I doubt that she will come across this forum, so she is none the wiser 

[windowwashers]

How many of you believe this guy is for real? :

I think he used to work as a Witch hunter before window cleaning.

[xxmattyxx]

How would you suggest he dealt with the customer in a more professional manner?


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[Paul Coleman]

Not very profesional in my mind

Oh come on.
You had a sense of humour bypass operation?
It's not as if he's given out her name, address and phone number.
You wouldn't be that student whose blog sometimes moans about window cleaners sometimes, would you?

[gary999]

absolute class you should script write for the bbc, it would
beat the dross theyve got on now

Only do it if they let me clean there windows 

Hey! Gary there was a news report on TV tonight saying that a witch had been seen flying on her broomstick over a place called clifford cottages down by the canal

 :onow your scaring me i clean houses down by a canal

I see a  a block of 4 cottages,

I'm also beginning to see a council depot, full of bin lorries in the same area, do you recon I have had a spell cast on me??? and I live about 150 miles away from this area?

right im off down me local church

some bloody holy water should keep you and the witch away from me

[Elgin Sparrowhawk]

How would you suggest he dealt with the customer in a more professional manner?


]

By not coming on here and making fun of people

[jeff1]

How many of you believe this guy is for real? :

More real than you! what ever your name is  at least I don't imagine I'm a tv celebrity :  mind you elgin sparrowhawk the farm manager, is pretty thick, how's boycy & marlene? I see in your profile your from the same area as were the farm is based, and thats full of BullS

Lighten up my friend, let your hair down (more than I can do  )and have some fun.

[jeff1]

absolute class you should script write for the bbc, it would
beat the dross theyve got on now

Only do it if they let me clean there windows 

Hey! Gary there was a news report on TV tonight saying that a witch had been seen flying on her broomstick over a place called clifford cottages down by the canal

 :onow your scaring me i clean houses down by a canal

I see a  a block of 4 cottages,

I'm also beginning to see a council depot, full of bin lorries in the same area, do you recon I have had a spell cast on me??? and I live about 150 miles away from this area?

right im off down me local church

some bloody holy water should keep you and the witch away from me

He!He! Next time your there pop into No3 and ask my aunty for a cupa. (thats if she's still alive) don't ask if she isn't, you might get a slap from the owner

I spent many happy summer holidays there as a teenager, I did a lot of fishing at the Reservoir with the ghost of the white lady. witches and ghosts, witches here and ghosts there, I must be possesed  

[Neil Williams]

She needed these birds to add to the culdrun, and each time you went back she plucked another hair from your head and made a vodoo doll of you and your staff.

Umm, my witch lives on..........

Kestrel Road
(can't give any more details incase I upset the 'Farmer') 

honestly, the one I'm refering to does live on this road where the rest of the estate is named after birds.
I'm starting to feel slightly concerned now :

[jeff1]

She needed these birds to add to the culdrun, and each time you went back she plucked another hair from your head and made a vodoo doll of you and your staff.

Umm, my witch lives on..........

Kestrel Road
(can't give any more details incase I upset the 'Farmer') 

honestly, the one I'm refering to does live on this road where the rest of the estate is named after birds.
I'm starting to feel slightly concerned now :

Vulture road, is there such a road?    I hope its not full of picket fences or your in trouble

[xxmattyxx]

By not coming on here and making fun of people

Thats not unprofessional, if he'd reacted in this manner to her face it would have been, on here, no.

We all need to vent some time, some place, some how; and on this occassion its been most amusing (well, for most anyway)

Lighten up my friend, laughter is good for you 

[windowwashers]

Jeff1 what have you started my man, you really need to speak to harry potter he maybe able to help you on this one lol.

whoever reads this post from the start take it in jest we all need a laugh sometimes, for the boring moanie gits on here sort it out (get a life and a sence of houmor (I cant spell do i care? No so dont even bother ok) most have wifes we dont need the hassle, a laugh is a laugh and this has been making me laugh since it started so to Jeff1 I thank you buddy..

[jeff1]

Jeff1 what have you started my man, you really need to speak to harry potter he maybe able to help you on this one lol.

whoever reads this post from the start take it in jest we all need a laugh sometimes, for the boring moanie gits on here sort it out (get a life and a sence of houmor (I cant spell do i care? No so dont even bother ok) most have wifes we dont need the hassle, a laugh is a laugh and this has been making me laugh since it started so to Jeff1 I thank you buddy..

I might just start writing books on the wicked witch of the west If Harry potter can make it, then there is always hope for me.

She needed these birds to add to the culdrun, and each time you went back she plucked another hair from your head and made a vodoo doll of you and your staff.

Umm, my witch lives on..........

Kestrel Road
(can't give any more details incase I upset the 'Farmer')

honestly, the one I'm refering to does live on this road where the rest of the estate is named after birds.
I'm starting to feel slightly concerned now :

Don't worry about Farmer Boyce, (AKA Elgin Sparrowhawk) he should be busy on winterdown Farm keeping Brian and Jed in order, or he may be upto no good with Mrs cakeworthy as neither one of them are the brightest bales in the stack, Lol

A picture of our Elgin Sparrowhawk