I'm Having fun with Dog's this week!
I must smell like one or look like one.?
Today I was doing a regular customer, who has 6 show dogs, and there all friendly dogs, to friendly today infact, as one tried to hump my leg :
and all while I was talking to the customer.
I tried to discreetly push it away, but my leg must have smelt like a leg of mutton or something, because nothing was going to stop this mutt, from having his wicked way with my leg,
I wouldn't have minded if it was the owner
but as always, I always end up with the dog.
........its just my luck.
Anyway the woman could see I didn't fancy a bit from her dog, so she said 'I'll put them indoors while you do the windows'. (sigh of relief) anyway I did the windows and went for payment, she only let the bl**dy things out again and yes you guessed it, he had another go on the other leg
I quickly prised him off, got my money and made a quick exit.
I put my brush into my trailer and began to reel in my hose, now on the end of my hose is a tennis ball, that I fitted by the tap, my hose became a little difficult than normal to wind in, but it kept coming, so I kept reeling, as my hose rounded the corner, there was this sex starved mutt, with my tennis ball in his mouth
Yer! you guessed it, he had another Bl**dy go at my leg.
When I got home, there to greet me as always, was my German shepard Max, now he's normally jumping all over me, licking me and sticking his tongue down my ear,
but today he didn't jump on me, instead he started to sniff my legs, were this other Mutt, had tried to hump me, then he started to sniff around my crotch and taking little nips at my private area, does My dog think I had been 2 timing him or something??
I give up with dogs this week, if there not peeing on my hose and reel, there trying to hump me. or take nips out of me. :
Never mind, I have decided next week, I'm going out W/C with a 12 bore shot gun.
should be a good week next week lads.